cypherpunks,
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rotopenguin,
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Lol, if only I looked that good

RustyShackleford,

I’m sure you look better than you think, it’s poor lighting and bad angles. Or so I’m telling myself lol.

keepcarrot,

Definitely when I open my phones camera app and the face side camera displays

itsgroundhogdayagain,

More sugar

RustyShackleford, (edited )

Read this as I was eating a cinnamon roll pastry from Sam’s Club lol, god I hope I’m not a space bug. 😂

tacosanonymous,

But why am I wearing an Edgar suit? None of your business. Quit asking questions.

LemmyFeed,

Me playing my steamdeck

Dirk,
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db2,

When you finish but she keeps going

OberonSwanson,

Amen.

WYLD_STALLYNS,
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Ouch. Hate knowing how this feels…

Vendul,

When the game is loading and you see your reflection in the tv

RustyShackleford,

Currently playing Pokémon Diamond on the Switch and saw my reflection. 😢

SnotFlickerman,
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When the punchline is in the title.

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