baltakatei, If they had the vocabulary, they probably would say that they live by heavyweight axioms like “Joseph Smith was a prophet of God” and “The Book of Mormon is true”. From my experience, it is possible to exercise logic with flawed axioms so long as you steer clear of a liberal arts education (my mistake, lol).
Buttons, Boss says “make logical decisions”. Insights like this are why they pay him the big bucks. Not just anybody can come up with such insights. (/s)
Knightfox, But Is he a good boss and is he a good person?
Custoslibera, Perfectly tolerable as both in my view.
This just isn’t one of their strengths.
bizarrocullen, Wait till you hear about Jehova’s witnesses.
Custoslibera, Blood transfusions and birthday celebrations are the work of the devil?
Say it isn’t so!
UnrepententProcrastinator, Fun fact: “blood transfusions”-less techniques are useful to develop in case of blood shortage among other reasons. So Jehovah witness’s stubbornness at least have some benefits for medecine. Sucks that it also kills some of them though.
pandacoder, I wish I could stop hearing them knock on my door. They don’t just knock once.
HiddenLayer5, Not that this is a competition, but both score about equally high on the BITE model for identifying cults.
phoenixz, It’s always so hard to read and understand when people start using them/they when referring to a single person. Please stop, it’s okay to say him/her, nobody will die.
Numuruzero, My boss’s favorite saying is to just make logical decisions.
I can’t take him/her seriously because he/she is a Mormon and that’s the least logical decision you can make.
The ramblings of an absolute madman. This is what they’ve been demanding your respect for.
Custoslibera, The reason I used they/them is because I wanted to remove as much identifiable information as possible.
The reason I will now continue to use them is because you complained about me using them.
You just made the world worse for yourself by expressing your opinion. What a silly goose you are.
I am going to tell my boss and they won’t be happy.
FlyingSquid, Examples of the singular “they” being used to describe someone features as early as 1386 in Geoffrey Chaucer’s The Canterbury Tales and also in famous literary works like Shakespeare’s Hamlet in 1599.
“They” and “them” were still being used by literary authors to describe people in the 17th Century too - including by Jane Austin[sic] in her 1813 novel Pride and Prejudice.
www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-49754930
Personally, I think I’ll keep using a pronoun the way that worked for Chaucer, Shakespeare and Austen.
phoenixz, And you completely miss the point where it’s much harder to comprehend what people are talking about. Had it said “he/him” it would have been 100% clear without a doubt immediately, and it would have insulted NOBODY.
Nobody was insulted by him/her since forever, now we can’t use that anymore because somehow it’s exclusionary, insulting or “assuming the obvious gender”
FlyingSquid, Why do you care so much what words people use? How did words hurt you? Can you show us on the doll?
fluckx, (edited ) My favorite saying is:
Not my monkey, not my circus
Edit: flipped my saying around by accident. I guess I do need more sleep
m0darn, A slightly different hot take:
Professing to be a mormon is a logical decision if your culture is mormon.
Disinterest in pursuing a more empirical world view is not illogical if one would have to damage their relationship with those closest to them in its pursuit.
(Sorry about the pretentiousness of that (and this) sentence, I can’t find a more vernacular way of expressing these ideas succinctly).
araozu, What you said (and such defenses of religion) makes me think: If I see someone ready to jump off a bridge, and I can stop them against their will, should I? I mean, inside their brain they are ending their suffering. They don’t see value in life. But I do. Whose worldview is more important?
What if it was drugs, should I stop them? What if it was drinking every weekend? What if it was refusing to go outside without a mask in the middle of a pandemic?
What if it was following the cult of their parents, which encourages abuse & discrimination of women, opression of minorities, supression & regression of scientific advances and further indoctrination of future generations? If I have the power to get someone out of their cult against their will, should I?
Or what if it was continuing to feed a system that brainwashes people into thinking that monetary gain is what’s important in life, that the system is infallible, and no alternatives exist?
Should we act against what we perceive as wrong, even if it’s against the will of other persons? Where do we draw the line? Who decides what is right and what is wrong?
YoFrodo, It’s like fat people telling you to eat healthy. Just because they don’t do it doesn’t mean it’s bad advice
Dkarma, But it does mean they shouldn’t be taken seriously for any kind of health related advice in general.
Klear, (edited ) Reminds me of the rabbi whose congregation complained about his many vices, saying that he’s supposed to be better, he’s supposed to show them the way. So he brought them to the edge of the town and showed them a direction sign.
“Does it show you the way? It does. And do you want it to go anywhere?”
ICastFist, If your boss is a man, it’s easy to explain that logically: possibility for multiple women.
SatansMaggotyCumFart, How does that work?
I barely have the time or money for one of them.
YoFrodo, Mormons don’t do that anymore. They do believe that they’ll get their own planet to be God over though
Underwaterbob, Well, do they believe the crazy bullshit, or are they just an opportunist looking to make connections? Church is lucrative.
Custoslibera, How could you be a Mormon if you don’t genuinely believe that Jackson County Missouri is the actual location of the Garden of Eden?
Underwaterbob, The funny thing is, I grew up with a bunch of Mormons for friends and one teacher I know of, and I never found out about most of the stuff they believe until much later. At least they (the ones I grew up with anyway) have the decency to not go around spreading their dogma to non-believers until they’ve already thoroughly roped them into their cult.
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SheDiceToday, I mean, I can’t think of another sect of christianity that requires special underwear. Outerwear, sure, but underwear? Creepy.
wildginger, Most christians pretend to be cannibals as a weekly rite.
The person they are cannibalizing is the same one they worship.
The extra layer of clothes is the most boring thing about mormons.
flambonkscious, Really? Is it not painfully obvious this is a symbolistic practise / metaphor
wildginger, You can say whatever you like bud, its creepy to roleplay as cannibals as a core of your religion.
flambonkscious, Well, when you put it like that…
reattach, Just Catholics, iirc.
CommanderCloon, yep, which is most christians
explodicle, 50.1% as of this writing! They should call a vote now while they still can.
MrScottyTay, I think Protestant do it too
SheDiceToday, No, there are plenty that do it. Not weekly, but most do it yearly. I’ve known nondenominational places, lutheran, baptist, episcopalian, and methodists that do.
idiomaddict, (edited ) Catholics are the only ones who aren’t pretending, they honestly believe they’re cannibals
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DragonTypeWyvern, (edited ) It is a little different when your origin story is very obviously a mediocre conman having his shitty cons described by multiple eye witness accounts and having your myths be 2000 years old with no first hand accounts.
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DragonTypeWyvern, Like I said, it’s different when you have the actual daily journals of people calling it a con.
Or his wife calling him a liar after he stuck his head in a hat to get his prophecies.
Like, regardless of the fact that to religious types the age of the belief has value, it’s just a whole different level of obvious bullcrap beyond simply believing in the supernatural.
cogman, It’s harder to believe because it’s easily disproven. Turns out Joseph’s “translation” of ancient Egyptian wasn’t inspired.
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cogman, Not just as easy. There’s a lot of room for someone to say “this was actually just metaphor” or even “these are just stories to convey values”.
Take the tower of Babel, for example, we know it never happened. However, a more progressive Christian or Jewish tradition can use the story to talk about how sometimes cultural differences are simply surface level, we are all ultimately the same people. Mormons aren’t so lucky because the book of Mormon was pitched as a literal history and part of the book has literal refugees from the tower of Babel.
Unlike the Bible, we have the author of the religion who very well documented how literal everything is. We don’t even know who authored nearly any book in the Bible or their motivations.
I’m not arguing for a god, I’m an atheist exmo. However, there’s a pretty big difference between a bunch of old stories compiled together into a book and a book of fiction that the author went out of his way to claim was “the most correct book ever written”.
1847953620, I mostly agree with you, though the babble has the upper hand with older and better-funded propaganda campaigns spanning more time and regions and organizations using it for political manipulation. It’s had more polishing, rewriting, adapting, and state-backed proliferation (including by use of armies to wipe out competitors). It also borrowed many more mythical elements from other existing religions. Joseph Smith’s version is newer, and the mythology a bit sloppier, so the average person can conceivably judge the odd parts of its modern context easier. One is star wars and the other is an underfunded filler show on Netflix on its second season in 10 years by comparison. Which one has the better chance of having someone in your life convince you to give it a shot, and disincentivizes you from criticizing it in social settings more?
hemko, No but any religion is similarly “illogical”, Mormons are the same as other Christians with extra “m”
idiomaddict, I think it’s pretty logical to outwardly seem like a Mormon in Utah, so I guess it depends.
harry_balzac, What do you call an 8 year old girl in Utah who can out run her Bishop?
manucode, I don’t know. Would you tell me?
pm_me_your_quackers, Safe
baltakatei, I hope she’s a good distance runner since there’s no mass transit in much of Utah. It also explains why Japanese internment camps were located there and modern juvenile detention centers can often be found in places like Blanding, Utah: it’s difficult to physically and anonymously escape.
GlitterInfection, Dismissing good advice because the person who gave it to you has flaws is the epitome of logical behavior!
araozu, Let’s assume I didn’t know about vaccines and I went to ask for advice to someone. How would I know if what they told me was good advice?
I would ask myself, are they an authority on the subject? Where do they draw the advice from? Who says they are an authority? What did they have to do to earn that authority? Do other authorities say the same?
Are mormons authorities on logic? Why trust advice about logic from someone that doesn’t follow logic?
A liar can say that lying is bad. A killer can say that killing is bad. It just so happens that the advice is good, in spite of who said it.
GlitterInfection, You ended up agreeing with me in that last sentence.
Disregarding advice you know is good already because you don’t respect the source is an emotional, not logical, choice.
araozu, Yes, it’s emotional to disregard advice you know is good. However it is a logical reaction to have.
It is logical for humans not to trust or accept advice from a hypocrite, even if that advice may be good. It’s not about the advice itself, but about who gives it. That was my point.
Unfortunately humans have emotions, and those emotions factor into our so called “logical decisions”. To ignore our emotions is to pretend we are machines, and machines wouldn’t be in these situations, as a machine wouldn’t give advice it doesn’t follow itself.
Now, if we were machines, sure, if the advice is good, it’s good, doesn’t matter who gives it.
Furthermore, if I already know the advice is good, did I receive advice?
GlitterInfection, (edited ) Well, OK, sure. Irrationality is logical in that it’s human.
That’s one great reason to learn self awareness and mindfulness.
Imgonnatrythis, I mean it’s damn close but if you continue to zoom out you’ll see another point even further away. That my dear is the GOP.
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