Illecors,

This meme is pushing it because, well, meme. And that’s all fine.

As a non-native atheist speaker, though, I have to say “happy holidays” just doesn’t roll off the tongue the way “merry christmas” does.

It’s not a big deal at all, but I do find it annoying at the minimal level.

SlopppyEngineer,

I work with people in three different time zones. There is always someone having a flower festival, religious day or national holiday. Nobody gets offended for forgetting a holiday or if they did they don’t last long.

Yamainwitch,

I have a neighbor just like this who INSISTS this is a Christian country and it’s Christmas break not WiNtEr break. Satan’s greetings from ya main witch! ✨🥰

Potatos_are_not_friends,

I always like the “Put Saturn back in Saturday” retort

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m stealing this, I hope you know.

Yamainwitch,

Same! Love this!!

autokludge, (edited )
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

Happy summer solstice! / ☀️🌊🎄🇦🇺

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

Oh, I like that a lot >:D Jab 'em in both the 'Murica and the Christianity devious cackling ensues

Yamainwitch,

I love it, wishing you all a bright solstice! ✨🤩

Kase,

First time I’ve heard someone upset over calling it “winter break.” People are wild

Yamainwitch,

People are wild, they forget that sometimes. And some of those wild people really do love being victims, even if it is self made drama lol

dangblingus,

Maybe that’s actually why they support fascism-lite?

SPRUNT,

They only support fascism-lite because it’s the next step on the way to pure-fascism.

AstralPath,

Merry Chrysler!

CodyCannoli,

Merry Crisis!

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Blasphemy, we celebrate Hondadays in this houshold!!!

Kase,

Absolutely not. Those commercials should die and be erased from history. Let them fall into the inky black chasm of oblivion.

(I really hate those commercials.)

Merry Chrysler! :D

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

At the very least make it a Lexus December to Remember Sales Event!

Kase,

(⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

flicker,

I'm white. I have blue eyes. And when I was young, my hair was red. I was working retail, and this old lady said "Merry Christmas."

Me: "Happy Holidays!"

Her: "It's Merry Christmas. I know your boss doesn't like it, but you should say it to me. So Merry Christmas."

Me: "Are you Christian?"

Her: "Yes."

Me: "Well, I'm not. So Happy Holidays."

She got so stunned, like I'd slapped her. I was quite ready to get called in for being some kind of way with a customer but I guess she was too afraid of dealing with a heathen. Still, if you've ever worked retail, you'd know why this felt like a victory.

Mr_Blott,

Still, if you’ve ever worked retail, you’d know why this felt like a victory.

No idea mate, worked in retail for decades and no idea what you’re on about. But then I never lived in a country full of mentally ill people 😂

ChewTiger,

Yeah, I don’t think “mentally ill people” only exist in specific places or that specific areas are “full” of them. I mean, I know for sure at least one deranged person lives in your area.

Also I highly doubt you truly worked in retail if you never experienced a customer like this. If you did, you must have been lucky and in an extremely high end store.

People are the same everywhere in the world, no better or worse than anywhere else. Which is kinda great IMO.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I currently work in retail and OH MY GODS I FELT THE

T R I U M P H

THROUGH MY PHONE.

sirico,
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Hopefully you’re young enough that you didn’t have to deal with the christmas cd on repeat

Kecessa,

Young enough? You realise that’s still what they play in stores where people work retail?

Rodeo, (edited )

Well they don’t have CDs anymore, so how would they repeat the music?

Good grief, did this really need a /s?

Honytawk,

The radio does the exact same thing.

Kecessa,

Playlists?

pantherfarber,

There’s like 10 Christmas songs. All of them have hundreds of different versions. Doesn’t matter if your not hearing the exact same song. Your hearing the same songs on repeat. My last retail job the muzak box was accessible to everyone in the office so as soon as I would get there I would change the channel.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I worked in a video arcade in the 90s and we had a 1-hour VHS tape on repeat showing on TVs all over the arcade featuring recent music videos, cartoons, etc. That Christmas, ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’ came out and it was on that tape. I heard that song every day of December, 8 times a day, 40 times a week, 160 times that month in total.

I hate that song so much more than everyone else does.

famousringo,

Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.

criticon,

Season gettings 🤮

CMDR_Horn,
@CMDR_Horn@lemmy.ml avatar

Merry Christmas!

lugal,

Merry Christmas!

hrimfaxi_work,
@hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social avatar

Prison. Immediately.

lugal,

Christmas is a prison. – Foucault supposedly

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Happy Hondadays.

Kase,

Merry Chrysler!

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