NarrativeBear, (edited )

There is a hilarious mockumentary called "Jury Duty (2023) where there is a scene like this.

Worth a watch, James Marsden is in the show as well.

Edit: Here’s a link to the scene

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTRKXtfv8Y

Supervisor194,
@Supervisor194@lemmy.world avatar

Soaking seems like a particularly egregious loophole.

BaronDoggystyleVonWoof,

Reminds me of some Muslim girls that only do anal so they stay a virgin.

pigup,

Omg That’s disgusting! Where?

RippleEffect,

It’s definitely not just Muslims.

BeefPiano,

It’s not actually a real thing. Maybe a couple (throuple?) horny Mormons did it, but its not like standard practice.

LoamImprovement,
AVincentInSpace,

How did those girls keep a straight face that entire time

JokeDeity,

Is this real? I know mormans are an extremely insane sect of an already extremely insane way of life, but this just seems like a whole new level.

CompN12,

Exmo here, I highly doubt it. There are rules against lesser forms of intamacy (petting), also this clearly violates the spirit of the law (of no premerital sex).

I could see it happening but any Mormon worth their salt would raise their eyebrow and deny it. This is on the level of holding a knife in the middle of a street and getting somebody to bump people into you, it’s not murder, right?

If you wanna talk crazy let’s talk about how you can figure out somebody’s secret name if you know the first time they went through temple endowment. Or how bigfoot is technically canon.

Goblin_Mode,

… I would like to hear more about this secret name…

RippleEffect,

I wanted to hear about Bigfoot being canon

TheFriendlyArtificer,

Same!

I’m an atheist. But I’d be willing to listen to any door to door Jesus salesman who talked about the salvation of bigfoots.

Kuvwert, (edited )

It’s real. How widespread it is, that’s the question. Anecdotally I personally know of three real life instances of this, and several alleged.

ryathal,

It’s just another version of oral/anal doesn’t count.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

This. This is why the horny bat exists. To keep people from doing this.

AVincentInSpace,

when I read this, my first thought was about the Sonic character.

I’m going to choose to continue believing that is what you were talking about.

fuckstick,

I heard about this on a podcast and thought the host was just messing around

ChiefSinner,

Gross

helpImTrappedOnline,

I only know the context of this because of the recent Zach Star video.

chetradley,

Jesus be like, “goddammit, they got us on a technicality.”

gullible,

Is soaking still a thing or can it only be found in memes nowadays?

moshtradamus666, (edited )

I’m disgusted by this information. Enough internet for today.

lorez,

Are you new here, soak?

toxicbubble420,

…sauce?

pizza,
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