Relentless potatoes

fluckx, 1 year ago

CONNECT ME TO YOUR INTERNET SO I CAN CONTACT THE POTATO OVERLORDS.

Sprucie, 1 year ago

For people who are interested in the context, it was a student living at uni who moved home again during the COVID lockdowns. Once they’d lifted they came back to the flat to see this.

metro.co.uk/…/student-returned-flat-find-alien-po…

haui_lemmy, 1 year ago

Nightmare fuel fr.

psychothumbs, 1 year ago

This is why the alien entity in the Expanse was called the Protatomolecule

RIP_Cheems, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago)

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Klanky, 1 year ago

Is PotatOS a new Linux distribution?

naeap, 1 year ago

That would be a real cool name for an OS specialized for old devices

ReakDuck, 1 year ago

Or embedded devices, as they run like potato. Or create Glados with

Yamainwitch, 1 year ago

This is absolutely horrifying and I love it so much