z500,
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nobleshift,
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Obviously you’ve never been shit face piss drunk on Broadway at 3:AM on a weekend. A greasy bag of Dicks just might save your life. That or make you wish you’d Ubered to Five Points …

lolcatnip,

Everyone from Seattle loves eating a bag of Dick’s (except vegetarians).

Kase,

14 calories per serving

Zerush,
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Very kind of the company to distribute Vaseline and Hemoal for free among its employees

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