Frozzie, 
May your enemies hear the liturgical roars of your eviscerator before they fall. Emperor protects !
Gormadt, 
If I pull this out of a stump do I get to be king?
It’s a cool shelf piece but in terms of practicality I’m to attached to my extremities to dare to turn it on
MacNCheezus, 
King of the lumberyard
Possible_EmuWrangler, Listen, strange women lyin’ near trees distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. That said, if you do pull it from a stump I’m not going to try and take it from you.
eezeebee, 
Excalumber
Jackhammer_Joe, Hell yeah
AI_toothbrush, Btw cordless powertools are ridiculously powerful
whoisearth, 
As someone with an electric chainsaw gas is still magnitudes most powerful. This sword would be cool and would cut but it wouldn’t be like butter. You’d have to go relatively slow to avoid excessive friction binding the blade.
Socsa, By the time you get your gas chainsaw started in spring, I’ll be six trees ahead of you.
whoisearth, I have an electric chainsaw. Fuck gas. For what I need one for battery is perfectly fine
AI_toothbrush, Yeah but imagine a gas chainsaw sized electric one. That would cut like the wood was butter.
whoisearth, If you go slow yes. But speaking from experience my dewalt 16" struggles going through a 6*6 unless you go slowly.
TexMexBazooka, Nah, it wouldn’t.
sighofannoyance, (edited ) 
This is a truly devastating weapon… .
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GoodEye8, It’s a pretty good weapon when exterminating fungus.
Thteven, 
Fantastic, my fungus has developed a cockney accent and it needs to go.
bruhduh, 
Cdda fungi beg to differ
nick, For the emperor
TheDarksteel94, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
nick, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
Siegfried, DEUS VULT
RIP_Cheems, 
GIVE ME THAT, NOW, OR I WILL COMMIT ATROSITIES UPON MAN
baatliwala, Please tell me the Chainsword is a weapon in some game?
Thteven,
bane_killgrind, You poor sweet summer child…
goldenex, Any Warhammer game
bruhduh, Fallout series be like
CADmonkey, I have everything lying around to build one of these…
AngryCommieKender, It’s been 2 hours, where are progress pics?
w2tpmf, OP doesn’t have any thumbs left to reply to your comment.
Darkenfolk, Weak sauce, he has toes doesn’t he?
SapphironZA, Everything is improved if you put a cross guard on it.
CallumWells, How cross does he have to be?
BulbasaurBabu, Properly cross
ArmokGoB, Lament users:
FlyingSquid, 
People are supposed to see Kite Man and think “hell yeah.”
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/22f6af48-35a9-4e15-a779-134aed4ee67f.png
JoShmoe, This thing is fucking cool. You don’t even need the button. It doubles as a fan if you put on the floor.
TheDeepState, Hell yeah!
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