LEDZeppelin,

That’s trump level defense - you can’t take me to court for stealing because that violates my Hippo rights

conorab, (edited )

steals funny glowing metal thing

Funny glowing metal thing:

radioactive cesium source Goiânia accident

squid_slime,
@squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

Make em glow

mwproductions,

I’m sure I have a screwdriver around here somewhere…

aelwero,

Alright, I’ll be that guy… Hippo…

HonkTonkWoman,

Is the screenshot blurry?

AI_toothbrush,

To be honest i dont know what the hell happened there. The top and bottom are blurry???

brbposting,

Yes… an artistic choice, I believe.

jettrscga,

Huh. I’m not convinced text message screenshots warrant any amount of artistic license.

brbposting,

Even screenshots of fake conversations?!

Kase,

You mean to tell me this conversation is fake?? How am I supposed to believe anything I read on the internet now??

TrickDacy,

It’s clearly photoshopped/fake af

helpImTrappedOnline,

Perfectly clear on my end

::: spoiler Jk, that screenshot is no good :::

lseif,

jsyk the spoiler isnt formatting for me. i think you need a title after spoiler

XTornado,

Idk how it works but the spoiler thing is shit. Like there are multiple ways of making spoilers and some work on certain apps/instances and not in others… It’s shit.

Theirs works fine to me on Sync

lseif,

interesting. im on jerboa btw

PeriodicallyPedantic,

I’m trying to figure out what X-ray equipment can be stolen that is worth only thousands of dollars. A case of those films you bite on when they x-ray your teeth?

TheFriar,

And why, if you have photographic evidence of grand theft, you’d text the person who stole with just “this is Erica from the dentist office.”

I have a feeling this internet person is making stuff up.

pigup,

👁️👄👁️

grahamja,

You Really Think Someone Would Do That? Just Go On the Internet and Tell Lies?

kautau,

And to think someone might post a comment on lemmy and capitalize every word! Nobody makes stuff up on the internet. Nobody capitalizes every word in a sentence. Sheeple will believe everything these days

GBU_28,

I could see that happening in a small town “please just return our equipment”

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Try that in a small town.

Restaldt,

Nah this is real I was there

Trust me im a dentist

HawlSera,

I can collaborate this story as well, I was the hippo.

rosymind,

Yeaaah probably fake, but given that it could be easier to just get it back by asking rather than rescheduling patients, dealing with the police, and waiting for insurance to cover the expensive equipment it’s… possible that this is legit (probably not, but possible)

LemmyKnowsBest,

If something costs hundreds of thousands of dollars, it’s also accurate to say it costs “thousands of dollars.”

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