Cleverdawny,

Potatoes are amazing. They grow easily in a wide variety of soil and produce food which has every nutrient we need except for a complete protein. And, they’re a vegetable, so you can tell someone you’re eating your vegetables and then go to McDonald’s for some frenchy fries

kubica,
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The frying is the questionable part. (Well, the french part too but...)

Cleverdawny,

Still vegetables! Everyone knows that a nice dinner at a Chinese buffet is healthy if you eat a few green beans lmao

gravitas_deficiency,

A succulent Chinese meal?!?

IndiBrony,
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GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!!

Nakoichi,
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As a communist that is also of Irish descent, and absolutely loves potato based dishes, I feel like this meme is specifically crafted for me.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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The potato found you

Cacktus,
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[clap clap clap] “Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.”

Engywuck,

The photo is terrifying.

Damage,

Potatoes are fucking immortal, I recovered some of last year’s from a planter whose soil was so dry it was almost sand, planted them again, watered them and they immediately sprouted vines and leaves.

agressivelyPassive,

That’s because this is pretty much their natural lifecycle. They’re native to the Andes, where cold, dry weather is kind of the norm.

spiderjuzce,

Now I’m scared to eat potatoes what if it grows in my stomach

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Then you will just be assimilated

Maultasche,

Can I resist?

tias,

I just found that mine are growing little mini potatoes even though they didn’t find any soil.

aksdb,

They soiled themselves.

Todesschnitzel,

Never let your potato-pc run after midnight. Or this will happen.

doctorcrimson,

Potatoes revolutionized human agriculture once we discovered which parts of the plants weren’t poisonous. Unlike the human standard before that point, mostly grains, Potatoes can grow even on slopes and mildly rocky terrain.

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