Coasting0942,

Third party fact checkers have rated this claim as false

WarmSoda,

Cue Baulders Gate dice roll

Aurenkin,

Insight check: 18.

You are able to tell that God was lying.

WarmSoda, (edited )

Failed:
After trying to kill multiple innocent people while gambling with his right hand angel, God drowns all of humanity during a temper tantrum.
You find yourself on a ship filled with one family and two of each animal.

Aurenkin,

Unfortunately, you have been chosen to host all the parasites and diseases so they will survive the flood.

Make a constitution roll.

WarmSoda, (edited )

Save failed.
You now live for 60 years instead of 2000.
Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.

Aurenkin,

Well that certainly seems like a proportionate punishment for eating some fruit.

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