flamingo_pinyata,

Add reviews as well. Amazon style 1-5 stars with a comment.

EherVielleicht,

Thx, good advise changed it.

Decoy321,

I too would fuck with a dude who brought his pet alien to the beach.

Vitaly,
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Hahahahahahaha

Vitaly,
@Vitaly@feddit.uk avatar

That looks like a dog from minecraft

doleo,

That someone has a job working for the railway? In the UK? And that they're measuring distance in kilometres? Now, that would be interesting.

EherVielleicht,

Funny guy…

AgentGrimstone,

If you’re not going to give me a 5, don’t bother scoring.

Mothra,
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So what are the women’s stats? I guess dick size needs to be something else?

synicalx1,

Juiciness?

shadowspirit,

… but not too juicy. Needs to be just right.

clay_pidgin,

It’s 2023, so maybe not!

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

hope not

elfahor,

No need to be anything else

Faresh,

I guess dick size needs to be something else?

Vagina depth.

Akareth,

Tightness?

darcy,
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i forgot sex existed and thought ‘endurance’ was as in physical endurance, like how long u can run or something

AFallingAnvil,
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Most sexually active Lemmy user

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

i cant argue

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Long distance relationship here, can’t say I’m exactly all that different. o7

FrostyCaveman,

A+++ very fast shipping

LesDeuxBonsYeux,

If a woman was to rate a guy’s sexual perf, I highly doubt that dick size would come anywhere near top 3. I thought people stopped thinking it was soooooo important after highschool or so…

HurlingDurling,

I mean there are women that peaked in high school and still think like that…

Also 69 comments? NICE!

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