Cheese
Image of a news headline with a photo of Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak toasting pints of beer in a pub. Headline reads:
“Boris Johnson says people should work in-person again because when he works from home he gets distracted by cheese.”
bungle_in_the_jungle, What a ding bat
LuckingFurker, It’s actually very clever, because the aim was to distract from the “wine and cheese nights” thing - if people google “Boris Johnson cheese” this story is more likely to come up than anything else. He’s clever enough to play the buffoon, and that’s worrying
Z3k3, It was the same thing when mogg did the lieing down in Parliament. It broke the search term Jacob reec-mog lieing
LuckingFurker, We are just lucky that Rees-Mogg doesn’t have the charisma of Boris Johnson, at least Boris is only after satisfying his own ego
ChaoticNeutralCzech, And when he said he likes painting model buses to distract from this false campaign:
Z3k3, That one clearly worked well. I had no idea he tried it for the red nhs bus
Hyperreality, Haha, funny boris like cheese. How relateable!
Meanwhile, these cunts were having a party while their incompetence and corruption contributed to the death of 200,000 people.
Cunts are still running the world.
LuckingFurker, Preaching to the choir, I’d have them all tried for every single one of those deaths
D_C, “When I work…” Bozo Boris is lying yet again.
Th4tGuyII, 
Exactly. Implies he actually does any work at all
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