Avocados on the house
Disclaimer: this is just a meme.
Ho_Chi_Chungus, 
Clerk: “Um, sir, that doesn’t look like a banana. Are you sure you entered the right code?”
- The jig is up. Run
- Apologize profusely
- [Rhetoric: Heroic 15] Convince the clerk you don’t know what fruits are
EVEN 58%
+1 You look terribly frazzled
This is a Red Check. It can not be retried
de-rhetoric Rhetoric: [Heroic: Success] “Is this not a banana?” You say in the most genuine tone you can muster
de-savoir-faire Savior Faire: You may have been caught, but you managed to feign enough innocence to get trouble off your back
The clerk gives a dumbfounded expression
Clerk: “Uhm, no sir, that is an avocado, not a banana”
de-half-light Half-Light: She is too terrified of your empty skull to properly correct you on this
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