ChaoticNeutralCzech, 10 months ago This old guy gets to Heaven, walks up to the Pearly Gates, and there’s St. Peter, checking the records St Peter asks: “Nationality?” -“Ruthenian” “Place of birth?” -“Austrian Empire” “School?” -Czechoslovakia “Married in? -“Hungary” “Children born in?” -“Third Reich” “Grandchildren born in?” -“USSR” “Died?” -“Ukraine” St Peter exclaims: “Well, I must say, you got around a bit!” Little guy: “Not so much. We never left Mukachevo.”
This old guy gets to Heaven, walks up to the Pearly Gates, and there’s St. Peter, checking the records St Peter asks: “Nationality?” -“Ruthenian” “Place of birth?” -“Austrian Empire” “School?” -Czechoslovakia “Married in? -“Hungary” “Children born in?” -“Third Reich” “Grandchildren born in?” -“USSR” “Died?” -“Ukraine” St Peter exclaims: “Well, I must say, you got around a bit!” Little guy: “Not so much. We never left Mukachevo.”
This old guy gets to Heaven, walks up to the Pearly Gates, and there’s St. Peter, checking the records
St Peter asks: “Nationality?”
-“Ruthenian”
“Place of birth?”
-“Austrian Empire”
“School?”
-Czechoslovakia
“Married in?
-“Hungary” “Children born in?”
-“Third Reich”
“Grandchildren born in?”
-“USSR”
“Died?”
-“Ukraine”
St Peter exclaims: “Well, I must say, you got around a bit!”
Little guy: “Not so much. We never left Mukachevo.”