DigitalTraveler42,

Homer looks more excited to be stoned

Guru_Insights99, (edited )

Please do not promote the usage of illegal substances here on this platform. As the usage of them can lead to legal action, per the federal Marijuana Tax act of 1937 thereupon enforcing the disusage of the substance in 35 US states. Henceforth, I will have to report your post to the proper authorities.

Edit: Stop downdooting!! I am a lawyer!

ReakDuck,

Ok, cool

DigitalTraveler42,

Lamest possible response, even if a joke.

InfiniteWisdom,
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I don’t know why you are getting downvoted, I for one 100% agree that the use of illegal substances should not be allowed. However, as a retaliation to your statement I would encourage the disusage of all illegal substances per-se. I will provide an upvote to counteract the copious amounts of downvotes you have now from uninformed Lemmy users. Good day to you sir.

Guru_Insights99,

Thank you my good sir, I appreciate the positive feedback. Good day to you 😇😗

H3wastooshort,

Illegal substances are not allowed by the very definition of the term. Discussions regarding these substances focus on whether or not their status of being illegal should be repealed or continued as an “allowed illegal substance” would be a paradox in a court of law.

Ataraxia,

As a resident of a legal weed state I must report everyone for not supporting their government by imbibing in mery-jujuana.

thorbot,

Apparently I’m not adulting because when I get home I’m excited to get stoned and play video games

TwoBeeSan,

I wonder what percentage of the US falls into this camp.

I know I deifnelty do lol.

MedicatedMaybe,

What do you call avoiding sleep until the very last minute because your life is only work and responsibilities. If you go to sleep that just means you have to wake up and do it all over again. So you stay up late so you have some sense of a life outside of this soul cruising existence.

can,

Revenge sleep/bedtime procrastination

xeekei,

My life. I call it my life.

Plibbert,

Nah I think that’s called depression.

CADmonkey,

This adult is excited to ride his motorcycle home after work, excited to take an edible and play whatever video game I have been playing, go ride bicycles with my kid, maybe read a book, and definitely practice cooking. When it’s bedtime I have to go lie down next to a nice thick woman with long red hair and a sex drive that I am doing my best to keep up with.

I don’t understand why I have this life. I wish others could be as happy.

Christos,
@Christos@sh.itjust.works avatar

No thats called working a sad job and having a sad life

UltraMagnus0001,

I’m usually excited to get home plop on the couch, deny that I’m tired and should go to bed.

ArbitraryValue,

I knew I was an adult when I started hoping that if I got sick, I would get sick on the weekend.

jollyrogue,

Get stoned, take a nap? That checks out.

jollyrogue,

Maybe teach the cat about socialism so it will start wearing cute little commie hats.

AgentGrimstone,

I finally felt like an adult when waking up early on Sunday mornings became my favorite part of the week. It’s the most peaceful time.

son_named_bort,

I do enjoy going home. It’s better than going to work.

ExcessivelyNoisy,

I think that’s called depression

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