So how is everything?

garbagebagel, 10 months ago

3 mins or 3 bites was the standard where I worked if anyone’s ever curious

Mordachai_Shedbacon, 10 months ago

Hot mf

XeroxCool, 10 months ago

They’re checking if you got everything and if you need anything else. They don’t care if you like it

johnthedoe, 10 months ago

They always pick the moment you got a mouthful of food so you can’t talk shit

XeroxCool, 10 months ago

You’re in the building to eat food. Of course your mouth is full

wholeofthemoon, 10 months ago

You know you can take a couple seconds to stop shoving food in your mouth right?

YeeterPan, 10 months ago

Colloquially known as “eating”

ApathyTree, 10 months ago

I’ve served food and it turns out it’s literally impossible to find a time when the table doesn’t have a mouthful, and actually make it to the table before one happens.

If you are by yourself sure, but 2+, can’t be done. Mostly because of conversation - one talks the other eats, then swap. I’ve tried many many times (when slow) because it bugs the shit out of me when it happens to me… which is always.

johnthedoe, 10 months ago

That’s a good point. I am always vacuuming food in at a constant rate when the food comes.