covert_czar,
@covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Steal the food your brother bought for himself dilichious😋

Empricorn,

Well, you took a swing at it. 🤷‍♂️

shootwhatsmyname,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

This also happens when I’m not high

nyjan,

I’m mostly checking if my standards have lowered since the last time I looked into the fridge

Evilphd666,
@Evilphd666@hexbear.net avatar
Gucci_Minh,

I’m not checking for new food, I’m just wondering if my standards have dropped enough since last time I checked to eat the half a carrot and raw onion that’s been sitting there.

JimmyBigSausage,

Drugs err bad, mmmkay?

ruben,
@ruben@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Everything in moderation

pisstoria,

sometimes it works

aquasteel,

Why does Spongebob have bread in his fridge?

NakariLexfortaine,

Some people leave loaves of bread in the fridge to keep longer. I’ve mainly seen it from older people.

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

I usually buy two, keep one frozen to prevent mold from growing.

tja,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t need to be high for that

Andrew15_5,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

Ah yes, the state of being high. Surely everyone can relate to that one. Even the children. /s

Don’t do drugs.

Graphine,

It’s just weed my guy not fucking meth chill tf out

Andrew15_5,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

No one said what it is. Drugs are drugs.

Graphine,

Typically when someone says “high” and the illustration is of red eyes, 99.9% of the time it implies weed. Not to mention it mentions munchies here which is a common symptom of being high off weed.

You’re such a fucking goodie-two-shoes lmao

Andrew15_5,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

Thanks for pointing out that I don’t do drugs, I guess?

In many places weed is illegal, so it’s objectively harmful. Weed is bad, M’kay?

Graphine,

M’kay Mr. Counselor Mackey and I promise I won’t touch my pee pee either. Touchy touchy is bad, m’kay.

Andrew15_5,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

Touching your pee pee is normal, M’kay? It is a natural thing to do, you don’t have to be ashamed of it, M’kay?

explodicle,

I like to call them “Schrödinger’s snacks”.

hkerr159,

They are both in the fridge and in my stomach at the same time

taanegl,

I’d like to call if expiration date roulette.

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

I tried kelp milk, it wasn’t good. I went back to duck milk.

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