Thisfox,

Seems to work with the “in bed” tradition I guess.

Our tradition is to declare a big question before we open a fortune. One that cannot be simply answered with a yes/no answer, like “What will I wish for when I am on holiday next week?” or “When will I meet these friends next?” or even a business question. The fortune then gets some context.

bradorsomething,

…am I right, fellas?

QubaXR,
@QubaXR@lemmy.world avatar

Get out of my head. Came here to post pretty much the same words.

Anticorp,

As did I, fellow nerd.

Vertelleus,
@Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works avatar

You forgot to add “in bed,” everyone knows that’s how fortune cookies end.

spittingimage,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

This means something. I can feel it in my bones.

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

One of my best typos: relationshit

Rhynoplaz,

…in bed.

Rinna,

That’s a tablecloth.

Rhynoplaz,

No, at the end of the fortune you say “in bed”

It makes it middle school funny.

Rinna,

I forgot about that lol

TheDourSalmon,

Holy shit, I got this exact same fortune about 10 or 11 years ago! I held onto it for ages because it was so ridiculous.It's wild to see it's still in circulation, hahaha

Rinna,

Maybe we were destined to meet?

Sotuanduso,

relationships.

Nusm,

They obviously left out a word.

“relationships. amiright?”

CarbonatedPastaSauce,

That’s deep.

Unsustainable,
@Unsustainable@lemmy.today avatar

Sounds like a good fortune to me.

rikudou,
@rikudou@lemmings.world avatar

meme with the guy from ancient aliens with bottom text saying relationships

hoshikarakitaridia,

Ppl always say “fortune cookie” but no one calls it “meme cookie”

mateomaui,

It could be a misfortune cookie

“fucked relationships.”

skybreaker,
@skybreaker@lemmy.world avatar

Definitely not misprinted. Why, you ask?

relationships.

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