SmokeFree,

You need a boat. How do you sail the high seas without a boat.

I don’t know where to get the boat tho.

bionicjoey,

You wouldn’t download a boat!

lorez,

Stan S.Stanman sells some used ones for great prices.

Shayeta,

Don’t you DARE call my mighty vessel a boat. It’s a ship, A SHIP!! You feebleminded SIMPLETON!

Chais,
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If I learned anything from Luffy it’s that you can call any ship a boat 😁

coldbrew,

You wouldn’t download a hat.

purple,
Omega_Haxors,

It comes with.

Urist,
@Urist@lemmy.ml avatar

Follow the pirate code and share the spoils, i.e. be seeding.

LocustOfControl,

Those rules be more of a guideline though.

onevia,
@onevia@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Think about renting a parrot. That’s what I did for a while before getting my sea legs

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

Imagine the vocabulary of a rented parrot.

jimp,

“Imagine the vocabulary of a rented parrot” snooggums@kbin.social

Sabata11792,
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

This is a common misconception. A ski mask is both effective and very adaptable. The pirate hat is antiquated, bulky, and has a much more restrictive use case. If you're in a pinch you can just use a face mask. It also has the advantage of preventing malware, but any experienced user would take the ski mask over an N95 for flexibility.

SkyezOpen,

No, but at leat say “yo ho” when you download something. Also VPN.

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Ay ay

netburnr,
@netburnr@lemmy.world avatar

Yarr is the preferred vernacular to us older pirates.

DemBoSain,
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Hat? Unnecessary. But an eye-patch helps reduce nausea when using VR goggles to search for booty.

BitterSweet, (edited )

What you reallly need is a tattoo of a small plant in a box to represent that you have a seedbox.

hperrin,

I find this stereotype offensive.

DoomBot5,

You have to pirate it first.

Harry_h0udini,
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Most important: A mindful for seeding the downloads.

majestictechie,

An eye patch, a parrot or a wooden leg will also do

0ops,

Not per se, but it is ideal

Froyn,

Nah, as long as you buy it dinner first, or at least try to connect on an emotional level, it'll let you enter.

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