Does anyone know where I could get a phone inserted into my body? (Example below)
UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT, Me telling off the source of all my problems
Smokeydope, 
I still sometimes think about he transhumanist guy who surgically implanted an LCD monitor in his right arm and WiFi chip in his left. Last I saw he reported psychological distress after a while. I wonder what became of them.
Wirrvogel, I only know about this person, probably not who you think of: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Harbisson
PelicanPersuader, 
All I’ve got is a condom and a nokia brick. Bend over.
agamemnonymous, 
When the phone inside his ribcage rings it’s not for me
CeruleanRuin, This episode freaked me out as a kid, and I refuse to believe it wasn’t directly influenced by Twin Peaks.
shiveyarbles, That looks so phoney
bi_tux, 
I just now realise why bender in futurama has space in his body
centof, Gulp. … Can yu ear nw?
EmergMemeHologram, No? Looks like we’ll need to extend the antenna
Open_Mike, Some things were easier in the GSM days.
NegativeLookBehind, 
With enough lube you could get one installed immediately
Blackout, (edited ) 
I did as you said but it’s a little hard to answer when I’m shopping at Old Navy.
Kolanaki, 
If you get one like Derek Zoolander’s, you could simply ingest the phone.
teft, 
possiblylinux127, So I flew to Mexico city now what
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
It only works with android
remotelove, 
What about the eyePhone?
Etterra, It does have the most Data.
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