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First off: This post is about a tiny Leatherman multitool. Not a gun, not a sword, not something that can actually hurt someone. Just a small, harmless tool that is unfairly banned from planes because of onerous TSA regs. No one is going to do 9/11 with tiny pliers and a fingernail-sized screwdriver....
If your job has key performance indicators (KPI) but makes you report them (for some reason) always under report a little. Add the extras to the next day (so that no metric goes too stale) and keep any extras for the following. If you ever have a lazy day you still have a few extra things to report to keep your average high and...
I had 6 weeks of annual leave saved up. Im changing to a job that pays significantly more than my current salary. When my boss asked me what it would take to stay, I asked for a salary increase of 35% which he begrudingly gave me. Then I quit. This equated to an entitlement payout of about $10,700 instead of $8000 on my previous...
That way, if there are any damages, you can take a picture with the newspaper and “prove” that the damage was there when you moved in.
No more late return fees!
If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, write “sorry” on one of those cards and stick it on their windshield.
A mum says to the exchange student “heres a mum tip: hang up your clothes properly like this instead of all bunched up and it will dry a lot faster”...
If you ever want to apply for a job that you don’t qualify for; act really enthusiastic. Mention it’s your dream job exct....
That way, if you damage anything, you have video proof that you left it in good condition.
Keeps your status green indefinitely. As a bonus, it also keeps your device from going into sleep mode (and timing out of VPN if your company uses that).
It could really save your ass one day.
Don’t be too obvious about it though.
PayPal doesn’t require you to enter a credit card to create an account in these countries. You can then add the PayPal account as a payment method to the site.
The other person will see “call failed” instead of “call ended”, which gives you plausible deniability.
The key allows you to access the control panel that starts the cycle. Free laundry!
Some sites offer up to 30% off.
Ever feel uncomfortable holding someone’s child? Or don’t like being asked to see someone’s baby? Just say you’re sick (or just recovering). The parents will be very happy to keep the bay far away from you.
For example, give them four quarters instead of one dollar....
Preferably near the French cheeses. Anyone who smells it will think the blue cheeses are especially pungent today.
Many of them don’t change their password often.
If you bop your head a little, they’ll assume you’re listening to music and speak more freely.
Any other chores works as well.
Many workplaces offer bereavement leave for the death of a close family member, often with no proof of such events occurring....
Helps if you show up in worn out clothing and act like a child upon arrival....