rrrurboatlibad,

Dont friggin touch it

YungOnions,
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Jesus Christ, people can celebrate some good news without frantic doomerisms it seems…

set_secret,

except for all the microplastics and actual plastics floating around they’re 100% ‘pristine’

Illuminostro,

Exxon/Mobil: “Hold my beer.”

Nipplecreek,

Don’t tell people about it!

Nastybutler,

Pristine? Not for long!

~Humanity

holiday,

That’s a bleaching

Coasting0942,

Phew, was getting worried that our war against the non-humans would miss a spot

Thorny_Insight,

Aaaand tourists stomped it into rubble

Beelzebob,

“influencers”

DarkMessiah,

Oh, yay! More stuff for corporations to murder.

wetnoodle,
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Was just about to say, I give it a year before some oil company makes an oopsie and kills it all

Thassodar,

Y’all both beat beat me to it: just a spoonful of oil makes coral reef go down.

Flax_vert,

Literally?

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