MummifiedClient5000,

Snikt!

MedicPigBabySaver,

Good, we need them to protect us against the Russians.

“Wolverines!”

DoctorWhookah,

I play a lot of Splatoon 3 with my son. I think about this movie each time I die and I scream AVENGE ME!

MedicPigBabySaver,

Ha, good one.

dylanmorgan,

If wolverines start eating rich people it will accomplish a lot of good: more food for awesome animals, less rich people and their carbon footprints.

GlitterInfection, (edited )

The problem is there’s only like 5 actually rich people out there, hoarding all the wealth. The poor wolverines will starve if we don’t make more.

Trickle down economics is about blood.

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