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AVincentInSpace, (edited ) to programmer_humor in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

but…but new feature shiny

Fr tho this is all excellent advice

AVincentInSpace, (edited ) to programmer_humor in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

You see, sometimes I code something, go to bed before finishing it, come back, decide not to commit because then I’d have to think of a commit message and I just want to code, start working on an unrelated feature, do that for a couple days, get distracted by life stuff and put the project down for a few weeks/months, rinse and repeat, and then I finally get around to writing a commit message because I’m about to start a huge change and I want a restore point and I’m like. Okay, it’s been like 3 months since my last commit, I’m pretty sure my code can now do something it couldn’t 3 months ago but come on, I can’t even remember what I had for lunch last Thursday

I’m well aware this is terrible practice but I don’t know how to stop doing it

AVincentInSpace, (edited ) to programmer_humor in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

Every time I commit I have to look through git diff, figure out what the hell I actually did, come up with something intelligent to say about jt, possibly split the commit into multiple commits if I changed multiple things, do some shuffling with git reset and git add

For some reason all my personal projects are all like 4K SLoC with 50 total commits, all of which include apologies for not doing more smaller commits

AVincentInSpace, to memes in Not such a conspiracy theory now

Ah, yes. Because Elon is clearly the only billionaire who is a conservative.

AVincentInSpace, to memes in Not such a conspiracy theory now

The difference is that it’s consensual, you libtard.

Now try not to think about those monkeys we’re testing the product on and whether it was consensual for them.

^/s^ ^if^ ^it^ ^wasn’t^ ^obvious^

AVincentInSpace, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in They forgot the LGBTQ...

North Korea calls itself democratic. Everyone in the country votes for a new leader every five years. It’s just that there’s only one name on the ballot.

One would be foolhardy to call that democracy.

One would be even more foolhardy to argue that this means that democracy is a stupid idea.

Likewise with socialism.

AVincentInSpace, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in They forgot the LGBTQ...

“See we should all just come together and agree to believe what I believe. You should just accept that sometimes you’re wrong, even though I haven’t presented any evidence. If we agreed, we wouldn’t be fighting; therefore the charitable thing for you to do is to cause us to agree by changing your opinion to match mine”

AVincentInSpace, to lemmyshitpost in They forgot the LGBTQ...

Well as long as they promise not to systematically murder us with vastly superior technology

AVincentInSpace, (edited ) to memes in venture capitalism goes brrr

it’s because the alternatives suck more

slack is paid, irc is a bodge on top of a bodge on top of a bodge, xmpp is rather similar, and matrix… would be nice if any of the clients except element supported any of the features, and also if message synchronization worked more than halfway

AVincentInSpace, (edited ) to linuxmemes in Name em

liboobs

AVincentInSpace, to lemmyshitpost in Crypto genius

do you have a link?

AVincentInSpace, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Crypto genius

Come to that you fucked up in step 1. Do you really think the credit card companies are gonna let that debt just sit there not accruing interest and not send debt collectors to your house while you’re in jail?

AVincentInSpace, to piracy in Where to find soon-to-be-defunct GCN+ streaming content?

Start a torrent going and let us seed it for you

AVincentInSpace, (edited ) to linux in An open-source, cross-platform terminal for seamless workflows

Ditch Vim for quick updates.

GAAAAAAAASP

^heresy^

AVincentInSpace, to memes in yellow guy

i agree with almost all of these however i will fight you about the minions

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