Agent641

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Agent641,

I used to put small coins on the terminals til they got super hot, then drop the coin on the desk in front of them. When they go to pick it up, it burns them. Peak comedy.

Agent641,

Pretty lame concert with only one audience member. Are they being punoshed for something?

Agent641,

When will the EU force Vim to let users out?

Agent641,

Im cutting down. So far, im down to two cups of double-scoop instant coffee a day. From 6 a day. Double scoops. I believe thats about 1200mg per day.

Agent641,

Thats like fifteen bucks worth of staring

Agent641,

Big Saturn energy

Agent641,

Actually I think you’ll find the documentary Wormhole X-treme is a more factual account.

Agent641,

I understand less now.

Agent641,

I dont want to learn all these new sacred spells to bend the thinking stones to my will.

Agent641, (edited )

Specificity would be “im going to whoop each of you in the back of the knees with a looped extension cord until they go purple so that it hurts when you walk but your pants cover them up.”

Agent641,

A sweet vinegarette for fresh salads is quite common actually, what mostly differs is the flavor you choose. Im partial to a date and balsamic vinegarette on a greek salad, myself.

Agent641, (edited )

Starbucks coffee is great, but I prefer vicious, unrelenting cock and ball torture myself.

Agent641, (edited )

I have autohotkey configured to insert the current date in ISO 8601 format into my filenames on keyboard shortcut for just this reason. So organized. So pure.

Agent641, (edited )

Download Autohotkey, and create a new script. Paste these shortcuts into the script and restart the script:

; Recommended for performance and compatibility with future AutoHotkey releases.

; ; Enable warnings to assist with detecting common errors.

SendMode Input ; Recommended for new scripts due to its superior speed and reliability.

SetWorkingDir %A_ScriptDir% ; Ensures a consistent starting directory.

:R*?:ddd::

FormatTime, CurrentDateTime, yyyy-MM-dd

SendInput %CurrentDateTime%

return

:R*?:dtt::

FormatTime, CurrentDateTime, yyMMddHHmm

SendInput %CurrentDateTime%

Return

Now, if you type ‘ddd’ on your keyboard, the current date will be typed out, eg ‘2023-11-23’.

If you type ‘dtt’ tgen the datetime stamp will be typed out in YYMMDDhhmm format, eg 2311231012

There are so many cool things you van do with AHK to make your work more productive. For example, rather tgan typing your email address a billion times, add the shortcut:

::add1::your.email.address@domainname.com

And then you can type ‘add1’ and hit space, and your email address will be typed out in full. Of course, the string ‘add1’ can be whatever you want.

Agent641,

💕

Agent641,

“We love you enough to tell you not to follow us”

Agent641,

Hardly even a meal.

Agent641,

Thank you, I needed some new material for the wank folder

Agent641,

You are now CEO of FTX

Agent641,

When you run out of think, you can no longer even.

Agent641,

He is a rimworld character.

Agent641,

I installed plan 9 successfully about 15 years ago. And then I did not know what to do.

Agent641,

Its better if its planned, structured, and doesmt interfere with our regular scheduled broadcast though.

Agent641,

Mint linux is a cup of tea.

Agent641, (edited )

Instant coffee is windows, but you pirated it and disabled automatic updates. Cheap, kinda shitty, but it gets the job done.

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