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AlolanYoda, to memes in Every time

This is me whenever someone asks me to stay in their team.

Suddenly all the apparent skill I displayed last game is revealed to have been an illusion

AlolanYoda, to memes in Do better.

The answer, according to the original definition of meme: yes

AlolanYoda, to asklemmy in What are the facts you remember for no specific reason

Laser is no longer an acronym. It’s now an anacronym, which means it’s its own word (despite originally being an acronym)

Source: Wikipedia

AlolanYoda, to risa in Bait

… We are talking about the TV show with an episode where they show it’s wrong for aliens with black and white skin to discriminate against the same aliens with white and black skin, right? Just making sure we and the “the story is bad because wokeness is at the forefront” comment are on the same page.

AlolanYoda, to asklemmy in Anyone who recently had a "Yup, it was that kinda day" day. What happened?

Just yesterday, work was not going very well, and I received a phone call from my mother saying my sister had a fever. I was supposed to spend New Year’s with them, so those plans were canceled.

It’s ok, I went shopping, got a massive amount of snacks and food and am going to have an amazing New Year’s Eve by myself, and nobody can stop me. Plus some friends invited me to play video games online with them and I rarely ever have the time, so that’s going to be fun.

AlolanYoda, (edited ) to asklemmy in Is CCleaner still people's preferred computer cleaning app?

How do you know?

More specificly, how did you break your system? What did you do? Did you “clean” your partition table or something?

AlolanYoda, to memes in It's funnt because it's true

English is a very confusing language to have this conversation in.

Also using “hot” as a measure of how spicy it is and also using it to talk about the actual temperature of the food.

AlolanYoda, to memes in I am become fun

I wasn’t killed by a trampoline, but last year I went to a trampoline park with some friends and my back started randomly hurting.

A month later, still in pain, I decide to get it checked by a doctor and turns out my back was broken. Fun! I had to get surgery and now I have cement in my back.

It was so weird (I’m young and healthy) that my doctors seriously considered it might be cancer. But I’ve done tests and it wasn’t cancer, just trampolines.

Be careful!

AlolanYoda, to asklemmy in Why in the year 2024 and with all the knowledge humans have now do people still believe in religion?

Adding to this comment: Science is fundamentally agnostic. You can even go so far as to say that the existence of God or a higher power is the one question which is forever doomed to be unanswerable by science and logic, almost by definition of God.

Of course, specific parts of the mythos of specific religions can and have been contradicted by science. But the main question of whether or not a higher power exists remains and will forever remain unanswerable.

AlolanYoda, (edited ) to memes in This is for something else.

I just want you to know this is one of the most beautiful comments I’ve ever read, and it came from a random comment section from an ok comic strip. So much so that I upvoted it once I saw it and came back hours later just to save it.

AlolanYoda, to risa in Compy... Burninate that entire personal log.

Off topic: that font gives me fuzzy feelings inside

AlolanYoda, to lemmybewholesome in Just a blimp

Maybe having “send_me_nude_girls” as a username is not the best way to counteract that

AlolanYoda, to memes in FYI

I’m sorry, this is one of the most amazing twists on this meme I’ve ever seen. I burst out laughing. Is it OC?

AlolanYoda, to risa in It's cannon.

*cannon

It’s in the title of the post. Canon would be if something would be verified in the Star Trek universe. Which this is, sure, but think about it: it’s much more likely to be a comment on the girth and power of Klingon instruments

AlolanYoda, to risa in How to get to Risa

I dunno, I liked it deep fried

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