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AngryCommieKender, to risa in That's what I thought

O’Brien can fix her

AngryCommieKender, to linux in on arch btw.

And that’s how you create an Arch Unstable user

AngryCommieKender, to mildlyinteresting in I made a website that tells you, based on the year you graduated high school, what your school (probably) got wrong!

Just FYI. Thanksgiving is the original blatant Cultural Appropriation. Thanksgiving was one of 13 harvest feast that the Native Americans in the area would hold each year. That’s one of the reasons that Canada and The US celebrate it on different days.

We also stole most of their constitution, except the bit about “no law shall be passed that doesn’t directly benefit all the children of the next 7 generations.”

They had existed relatively stabley for 25,000 years, and we fucked it up, stole what we wanted, and trashed the rest.

AngryCommieKender, to memes in title

It’s been 2 hours, where are progress pics?

AngryCommieKender, to memes in Fast casual

Kaiser Roll FTW

AngryCommieKender, to memes in Communist Filth/Capitalist Filth

So you think that The Christ was a moron? He is the literal archetype bearded, sandal wearing, tree hugging cursing (ok that one is weird), hippie. Hell, he told his followers to go live in communes…

AngryCommieKender, to memes in It's almost like a zombie movie for them

They also are the only apex predator that refuses to eat us. Orca overall will eat anything, but each individual orca pod has their own unique diet. This means that if a polar bear is found by the “wrong orcas,” (from the polar bear’s perspective) the polar bear gets eaten. Yup that’s right. The largest and deadliest land predator is prey for orcas. That being said, if an injured seal is near the “right orcas,” since seal isn’t on their menu, they’ll either totally ignore the seal, or maybe bump it towards the shore. Humans are off their menus, and we don’t know why. The last recorded Orca attack in the wild happened in the late 1800s and if the records are to be believed, the human in question was doing everything they could to piss off that orca. The orca in question bit the human, tasted what it had bitten, and immediately let go. The human got a gnarly scar, but kept his arm. (This doesn’t apply to Orcas in captivity that we gave massive psychological trauma to.)

My theory is that around 200,000 to 250,000 years ago, just as we were getting started as a species, an orca decided to kill a sick, injured, and or young human, and the response that we gave them terrified the orcas that saw it so much that they told all the other orca that you don’t eat the hairless apes. They will kill everyone that tries.

AngryCommieKender, (edited ) to memes in oh no Germany what is u doin

800,000 to 1,000,000. That’s how many Tutsis were killed by the Hutus in the Rwandan genocide of 1994.

/s in case that isn’t blatantly obvious

AngryCommieKender, to asklemmy in What are your dental hygiene tips and hacks

Waterpik Sonic Fusion. I brush before bed, and wake up feeling almost “from the dentist” clean. Also the whole thing has timers so I don’t have to worry about that.

AngryCommieKender, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

Someone needs to coordinate an S.C.P. containment team cosplay to crash the Ren faire

AngryCommieKender, (edited ) to memes in Why?

Lemmy even shows ninja edits. On Reddit you had a few minutes to get a quick edit in before it would be marked as edited. Lemmy gives the mark even if you edit within 5 seconds.

Like so

AngryCommieKender, to memes in Stereotypes are wrong and bad

Not if you are old enough. The only nice part about being in my early 40s is that when I tell someone that, “yes, I’m that picky/shallow,” they seem to just accept it and move on. I’m old enough that when I tell someone “this is the bare minimum that I expect,” they accept that and move on.

The only strange part for me at this point is that the bare minimum I expect is that you a) are able to take care of your own needs, just as I do, b) are keeping up with your exercise routine, and will be willing to help both of us in pushing each other to better heights, and c) you aren’t vapid, and can actually hold a conversation. I’m not interested in being your professor/father/educator exclusively. I want to challenge you, just as much as you challenge me.

Literally every potential partner I have met cannot fulfill these, IMHO, pretty basic requirements. The only real benefit of being this shallow/picky is that now people finally respect my choices.

AngryCommieKender, to asklemmy in Is there an artist so horrible that no matter how hard you try that you cannot separate their art from them?

That’s an urban legend that started about Ron Jeremy.

AngryCommieKender, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

Student: I don’t know! It just does that!

AngryCommieKender, to comicstrips in Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gold

I have a spice rack that takes up a large portion of my bugout bag. I guarantee that when I start cooking and whip out some Saffron, powdered Sumac Berries, and Turmeric for a rice dish, and people will just want me to stick around and cook for them. Especially since I also have my, my father’s, and my grandfathers BSA manuals, each of which has different pictures of various edible plants, herbs, and spices that can be found in the various parts of the world.

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