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Anticorp, to memes in Health "care"

The doctor doesn’t tell them, they have special people with a little rolling computer that tells them.

Anticorp, to memes in Almost got me there Google!

People: “Can we please get some government regulation against all this spying?”

The government: “Best we can do is some tax cuts for Google.”

Anticorp, to comicstrips in Cialis [Mr Lovenstein]

What’s the benefit if you don’t have ED?

My friend with no ED said he took a Viagra and it burst the skin of his penis. No fucking thank you on that, man!

Anticorp, to comicstrips in Christmas in Gotham [Safely Endangered]

Possibly. I have seen many drawings depicting Santa being threatened by technology.

Anticorp, to comicstrips in Christmas in Gotham [Safely Endangered]

You can’t even shake Facebook or Google that way. How do you expect it to work against a demi-god?

Anticorp, to asklemmy in Did any coal-in-your-stocking type of things happen to you on Christmas Day?

Yeah, the ants. Maybe they just followed a scent trail into your house and live far away. If that’s the case then it’ll be easy. A couple of addresses ago we had a fire ant colony living under our foundation. Nothing we did got rid of them. Even powerful poisons that they take back to the colony only worked for a week or two until the next round hatched and they were right back. It sucked! Best of luck! Hopefully they live far away.

Anticorp, to calvinandhobbes in 27 December 1986

It would probably rupture your ear drums.

Anticorp, to asklemmy in US residents: What big domestic policy improvements have the american people won from congress in the last 30 years?

?? Nutrition labels have been on food my entire life, and I’m almost 50. Has something about them changed in the last 30 years?

Anticorp, to asklemmy in What search engine do you recommend that isn't Google or Bing?

It’s $5-$10 per month, not $10 per hour. LOL

Anticorp, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

I knew it was my time to join the old group when “slaps” became popular.

Anticorp, to comicstrips in My Dad is Dracula (and a Cubicle)

Are they mechanical keyboards, with recessed key wells, and ergonomic mice? If not, it still sucks for people with RSI.

Anticorp, to comicstrips in My Dad is Dracula (and a Cubicle)

Plus you’re stuck using your stupid laptop keyboard unless you want to lug a keyboard and mouse around. It’s really sucky for people who have carpal tunnel and need special mice and keyboards.

Anticorp, to asklemmy in Those who chose "never" in a "now or never" moment. How is it going for you?

Or he’s living in a beach house in the Bahamas.

Anticorp, to asklemmy in Do hiccups serve any actual useful biological function?

Maybe your brain is like “oh shit, maybe I need some oxygen too!”

Anticorp, to movies in The DCEU ends not with a bang, but a wimper.

Like dinner with Margo Robbie.

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