BeardedSingleMalt

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BeardedSingleMalt,

What’s even funnier is when he tells how he came up with his “mystery box” method. He tries to play it off as some kind of profound insightful story from his childhood about magic shops. But then he explains it as the magic shops would package the junk that didn’t sell into an unmarked “mystery box” to create intrigue which duped people into buying it. He outright admits he’s selling junk

BeardedSingleMalt,

My headcanon is that some of the PADDs are 1-time use with read only memory that can’t have the data loaded or transferred off it. A secure way of passing information.

BeardedSingleMalt,

Had someone complain to me why their home PC was running impossibly slow. Long story short, they had paid versions of McAfee and Norton running at the same time as Stopzilla

BeardedSingleMalt,

Huh

BeardedSingleMalt,

Lt Cmdr Shorsey: Seven of Nine, I’d treat you so good! I’d go through a Year of Hell just to clean your regeneration alcove.

BeardedSingleMalt,

It still gets me that the Ferengi were mostly unknown to the Federation, yet by the time of DS9 they’re almost a widely known cornerstone of economics in the Alpha Quadrant.

BeardedSingleMalt,

The guy on the left looks like Lucas Lee from Scott Pilgrim, and the right looks like Matt Damon

BeardedSingleMalt,

Did you ever hook up with hWhoopie Goldberg?

All the time.

BeardedSingleMalt,

Dude…2 HUGE missed opportunities…

“Saying hwat hweird”

“Data, hwould you kindly prep the hweapons”

BeardedSingleMalt,

have a Harry Kim joke, but I’m just not ready to promote it

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