Blackmist

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Blackmist,

Hey, at least your bugs didn’t result in the prosecution of 700+ sub-postmasters. Silver linings and all that.

Blackmist,

The password one is also when they’re on the wrong site and now they’ve just typed all their passwords and account names into microsoftoffice365.scammer.ru

Blackmist,

So is Linus Lenin or Stalin?

Blackmist,

And why are there multiple sizes of NVME screw?

Blackmist,

I think stats are all over the place. According to this /c/piracy is top.

But, yeah. When you go to technology on lemmy.world it shows 50k. When I visit it from feddit.uk, I see 294 subscribers.

Is each one showing how many users just your instance has subscribed, or does the lemmy.world one actually have the correct amount?

Blackmist,

Wasteful. Just use an Amiga IFF file.

Amazon clearly lying about "ownership" on Prime. (lemmy.world)

You all remember just a few weeks ago when Sony ripped away a bunch of movies and TV shows people “owned”? This ad is on Amazon. You can’t “own” it on Prime. You can just access it until they lose the license. How can they get away with lying like this?

Blackmist, (edited )

Out already? Can’t be long before Radarr delivers it then.

Oh, and Ferrari.

Does Radarr have to be running at the exact moment a site adds it? I notice it auto downloads some things but not others.

Blackmist,

Probably just an extra six minutes of Seth Rogan’s annoying laugh.

Blackmist,

Is that from Viz?

Blackmist,

So they can make your phone go bingedybeep and show you more adverts, while slurping up any data the browser doesn’t usually let them access.

Blackmist,

Grower gang wins again.

Blackmist,

It’s strange that automatic doors are standard on the outside of just about every shop, but nobody has ever thought to put them indoors.

Blackmist,

I’ve heard even that books aren’t that good, basically being medieval James Bond, but somehow even more misogynistic.

Blackmist,

The look on Oscar Isaac’s face as he delivers that line is something else.

It’s the face of a man who has been back and forth with the scriptwriter and director all day, and is resigned to the fact that this is the best they can come up with.

Blackmist, (edited )

Even the writers didn’t seem to know. It was like they’d been handed some weird madlibs type shit and had to work Palpatine back in, even though the previous two movies hadn’t alluded to that in the slightest.

Even the groans from the rebels sound like “Jesus, three movies for this shit?”

If you look at Alan Rickman saying “By Grabthar’s Hammer, what a savings” and Oscar saying this, it’s the same pained expression, but only Rickman was acting.

Blackmist,

I could have been a member of house Makita, but house DeWalt was slightly closer and it was raining on the day I needed a drill.

Blackmist,

That’s DeWALT now. All rolled up into the Black and Decker-verse.

Blackmist,

What the fuck are tube socks? Are they not just socks?

Am I supposed to be browsing TikTok and showing every cunt my ankles now?

Blackmist,

Yeah, I read that. But when I searched for tube socks, all the pictures had a heel.

In any case you want the two layer anti-blister socks for wearing with my cargo shorts. Them shits is magic.

Blackmist,

That’s just Gareth from The Office (UK).

Still looking for whoever put his stapler in jelly.

Blackmist,

No because taxation would be adjusted so the average person is no better off.

It’s about raising the lowest earners to a minimum level that they’re able to live on, without making them jump through hoops or prove they are poor or prove they have been looking for work for 40 hours a week or some bullshit.

Blackmist,

But that’s his best cap!

Blackmist,

Really milking that fad before they inevitably push anything useful behind a monthly paywall.

Blackmist,

It could have worked because people who need the /s are the same people driving an SUV like that anyway.

Blackmist,

They don’t help Ukraine because white.

They help Ukraine because fuck Russia.

See also Afghanistan (70s and 80s edition, not the remake)

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