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Blackout, 10 months ago (edited 9 months ago) to risa in I never forget a face That joke took quite a voyage. Its five year mission, To explore strange new words, To seek out new cites, And new publications. To boldly go where no joke has gone before.
That joke took quite a voyage. Its five year mission, To explore strange new words, To seek out new cites, And new publications. To boldly go where no joke has gone before.
Blackout, 10 months ago to risa in All I want for Christmas is Oo-mox You're in luck. I just opened a place behind the Wendy's dumpster. Right next to the rude Popeyes.
You're in luck. I just opened a place behind the Wendy's dumpster. Right next to the rude Popeyes.
Blackout, 10 months ago to upliftingnews in India tunnel collapse: All workers rescued after group trapped for more than two weeks in Uttarakhand Take the day off but it's back to work tomorrow guys :(
Take the day off but it's back to work tomorrow guys :(
Blackout, 10 months ago to memes in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going. Your going to want to get the extra strength windshield wipers with 200 p.s.i. washers to clear off the remains of humans.
Your going to want to get the extra strength windshield wipers with 200 p.s.i. washers to clear off the remains of humans.
Blackout, 10 months ago to memes in He's coming to town Where's the duct tape? Should have won an Oscar for best supporting actor that year but it lost to Batman's codpiece.
Where's the duct tape? Should have won an Oscar for best supporting actor that year but it lost to Batman's codpiece.
Blackout, 10 months ago to risa in It's all in the trim The 80s were a hell of a drug.
The 80s were a hell of a drug.
Blackout, 10 months ago to memes in Gotta be nice to the future skynet I only yell at it when I do something wrong."Why didn't you stop me, now I'll never make it to Oregon!"
I only yell at it when I do something wrong."Why didn't you stop me, now I'll never make it to Oregon!"
Blackout, 10 months ago to asklemmy in What's a food you forget you like? Then you eat it, and wonder why you don't buy it more often? I throw them in my salads
I throw them in my salads
Blackout, 10 months ago to asklemmy in Do you prefer to wear a smartwatch or a regular watch? I only wear a sundial but I admit it's hard to tell the time when it's cloudy or night out. Forget telling time inside too.
I only wear a sundial but I admit it's hard to tell the time when it's cloudy or night out. Forget telling time inside too.
Blackout, 10 months ago to historyporn in Russian soldiers wait in ambush in a field, Russo-Japanese War, 1904-1905 Too bad the photographer gave them away. There was no survivors.
Too bad the photographer gave them away. There was no survivors.
Blackout, 10 months ago to asklemmy in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules? no fucking swearing no paying for content if it can be pirated cats are our overlords
Blackout, 10 months ago to risa in Risa arguing over Stovetop while I'm here just munching on crispy onions. No argument, stovetop sucks. But green bean casserole 👍
No argument, stovetop sucks. But green bean casserole 👍
Blackout, 10 months ago to risa in But who is Star Trek Voyager? The cardassians sure knew how to make a dark and dreary space station. Not an easy task.
The cardassians sure knew how to make a dark and dreary space station. Not an easy task.
Blackout, 10 months ago to risa in I'm sorry, but it is true
Blackout, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago) to risa in I'm sorry, but it is true The box ones are disgusting. Worst side, half is soaking wet and half is somehow dry and chewy but inedible.
The box ones are disgusting. Worst side, half is soaking wet and half is somehow dry and chewy but inedible.