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ChickenLadyLovesLife, to linuxmemes in They caught us

Not really relevant, but as a kid I though the “II” part of ASCII was roman numerals. I was all the way to graduate school before my prof literally on the floor laughing because I had said “asskey two” set me straight.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to linuxmemes in They caught us

The company was run by morons so “Xerox” deserves being synonymous with “company run by morons”. But the actual Xerox employees who invented the basic GUI deserve credit for being the great inventors they were. Unfortunately I have no fucking idea who those actual people were.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to comicstrips in "Just one cup" by PortSherry

I used to drink five 24 oz. coffees from Wawa a day, and I thought nothing of it until I did the math and realized that’s A FUCKING GALLON OF COFFEE. I now drink just one measured actual cup a day and it’s nice. It turns out blinking once in a while has its advantages.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to piracy in [Louis Rossmann] Piracy is COMPLETELY justified: Louis tries NetFlix and remembers why

I watch a lot of street food videos on Youtube, nothing angering or annoying about them at all. The weight gain is a problem, though …

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in You can tell she's very impressed.

How could you not be a fan of this shit?

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in You can tell she's very impressed.

Stay alive!

ChickenLadyLovesLife, (edited ) to memes in Step-By-Step Guide to Buy a Senator

It’s interesting that this shit is how Lyndon Johnson rose to prominence in the Democratic party. As a newly-minted Congressman in the 1940 election cycle, he acted as a conduit for Texas oil money, funneling it to various Congress and Senate races around the country and allowing the Democratic party to retain control of the House and Senate. This earned him the appreciation of Speaker of the House Sam Rayburn and FDR himself.

It also possibly won WWII, given the isolationism of the GOP at the time.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to comicstrips in "Lighthouse" by Extra Fabulous Comics

I feel like somebody this dumb would have their cap on backwards.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to comicstrips in "Lighthouse" by Extra Fabulous Comics

I should have added that he would also be wearing crocs and half-calf white socks.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to fuck_cars in Yes, also Teslas

This incidentally is why used school buses from Colorado are highly desirable in the skoolie community (a skoolie is a used school bus converted to a motorhome). In addition to the generally high-quality transmissions and retarders (essentially for handling mountainous terrain), the “sand” you use doesn’t promote rusting-out of the bus bodies like road salt does. In a sense, though, this is still bad for the environment: the extended lifespan of these vehicles keeps them on the road spitting out carbon dioxide longer then they otherwise would.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to fuck_cars in Yes, also Teslas

Hence mocking Musk instead of guillotining him.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, (edited ) to memes in I lose mine last month :(

The dude who sold me my latest smartphone this year had one long fingernail. I kinda thought it was a coke nail until he applied my screen protector and used the nail to separate the plastic backing from it. Aha!

I studied classical guitar in high school and since I could never keep my real fingernails intact I always had three plastic nails going on my right hand. That was a tough one to explain to the local bullies.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to comicstrips in Twinkle twinkle little douche [Extra Fabulous]

I would have had the star holding the gun sideways.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to comicstrips in Another!

I used to play this game with my cat when he would come sit on my lap while I was sitting at my desk working on the computer. I would put a plastic bottle cap on the edge of the desk and he would immediately tense up, but he played it cool for a few minutes and acted like he didn’t care about the cap. Then suddenly the paw would fly out at light speed and knock the cap to the floor. Rinse and repeat like ten times in a row or more.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in You also found them really attractive too

I had a girl in high school (high school!) literally say to me “when am I going to get to feel that dick of yours inside me?” and I blew it, thought she was just joking.

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