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ChickenLadyLovesLife, to programmer_humor in Bill is a pro grammer

I’ve seen it.

OK, so let’s hear your story about how misleading comments caused a major (or even a minor) problem.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to programmer_humor in Bill is a pro grammer

This is something that is always stated by people who are opposed to comments, but I’ve never seen any such thing in practice. If being mislead by incorrect comments is so common, there should be a bunch of stories around about disasters caused by them - and I’ve never read a single such story.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to programmer_humor in Bill is a pro grammer

comments are for explaining why you did things a certain way

A while back I spent more than a year modifying my company’s iOS apps so that they would work properly with VoiceOver (Apple’s screen reader technology for blind people) and be compliant with FCC regulations for accessibility (and save us from $1 million per month fines lol). The thing about VoiceOver is that it’s bizarrely buggy (or was - maybe they’ve fixed the problems since then) and even when I didn’t run into VO bugs, the way that developers tended to architect these apps often made getting them to behave properly with VoiceOver extremely difficult.

I often had to resort to very strange hacks in order to get things to work, and I would always leave comments explaining what I had done for this. My manager was one of the new breed who not only thought comments were unnecessary in ALL cases but also thought comments were a “code smell” and indicative of professional incompetence on the part of anyone who used them. Whenever he reviewed my code, he would leave in the hacks (after trying and failing to fix the problems without them) but remove my comments. This resulted in many cases later of developers contacting me to ask me why some bizarre bit of code was in the app in the first place. I always referred them to my manager with an NMP (Not My Problem any more).

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to programmer_humor in Bill is a pro grammer

I’m from the camp that thinks if you’re trying to make a case (about any subject), you should start with your strongest point and work to your weakest point. Every argument I’ve ever seen against code comments starts off with the weakest imaginable points. Usually the first point made is sample code like “x = x + 1” with the absurdly unnecessary comment “add 1 to x” - as if that’s ever something that pro-comment programmers do. This video at least started off with a novel weak point (somebody using a comment with a magic number instead of making it a constant) although it’s just as weak as the “x = x + 1” argument.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to science_memes in Anthropology PSA

“Son, we need to talk. We found your stash of Marvin Harris books.”

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in It's funnt because it's true

rationing during WW2

Not just during but long after (well into the 1950s). People generally don’t understand that Britain literally bankrupted herself holding out against Germany, then got to watch as the former Axis powers rebounded faster than they did.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in This needs to be a well-defined psychological principle. I do stuff like this all the time

My parents were big hippie environmentalists back in the '70s and they were always so proud of their son (me) for volunteering at the local recycling center every Saturday. Fortunately they never found out that I did it for the porn. I had like four or five copies of every porn magazine published in that decade.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in Seriously spends $80 to drive 20km..

I’m a school bus driver and many of my fellow drivers talk or surf on their phones while driving fucking kids around. It’s illegal and every moment on our buses is recorded (audio and video) but somehow nothing is said or done about this by the people in charge.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in $1 grilled cheese

TBF food trucks are insanely expensive (like, $80K+ expensive) so I don’t really blame owners for charging whatever people will pay. I’m just amazed people pay that much.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in $1 grilled cheese

I went to a food truck festival a few weeks ago, and holy shit the prices of stuff. I don’t think there was a single item you could get for less than $18, and that was like the price of three french fries.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to linuxmemes in They caught us

Very cool, thanks.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to linuxmemes in They caught us

Not really relevant, but as a kid I though the “II” part of ASCII was roman numerals. I was all the way to graduate school before my prof literally on the floor laughing because I had said “asskey two” set me straight.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to linuxmemes in They caught us

The company was run by morons so “Xerox” deserves being synonymous with “company run by morons”. But the actual Xerox employees who invented the basic GUI deserve credit for being the great inventors they were. Unfortunately I have no fucking idea who those actual people were.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in F#€k $pez

Lemmy is losing users, but Reddit is using losers.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to comicstrips in "Just one cup" by PortSherry

I used to drink five 24 oz. coffees from Wawa a day, and I thought nothing of it until I did the math and realized that’s A FUCKING GALLON OF COFFEE. I now drink just one measured actual cup a day and it’s nice. It turns out blinking once in a while has its advantages.

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