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ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmyshitpost in Stalin the Tankie Engine

Ah god this gets weirder the more you look at it - also typical for AI. Like the flanges on the left sides of all the wheels, and that bizarre whatever-the-hell-it-is in the middle of the front.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in Time is cruel

Golden Oldies

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in Time is cruel

I really hate saying “turn of the century” and having to specify which century.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmyshitpost in Watching mouths fill up with towels

Just smoke a lot of pot with them (Go reference, anyone?).

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmybewholesome in Black olive birthday

I went to Olive Garden restaurant once with a friend of mine, and during dinner he made the claim that Olive Garden consumes 20% of the world’s black olive supply. I couldn’t convince him of how ludicrous this was even despite pointing out the measly two slices of black olive in our shared salad bowl.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in ummm not this time...

I’m a school bus driver and we get tipped (at Christmas and the end of the year). It’s fucking ridiculous. One of my coworkers last year even handed out tip envelopes to the kids - and got suspended for it, fortunately. Imagine being a parent and seeing that bullshit when your kid brings it home.

I don’t throw away the gift cards, of course, but it genuinely means a lot more to me when I get a hand-written card from one of my kids (especially if it’s not accompanying money).

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to comicstrips in He appreciates them!

I call my cat “muffin sweetie” when I think nobody is listening. Sometimes people are listening, though.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to programmer_humor in I'll just be a quick 3h

My all-time favorite database table was a table named STATE, meant to store all US states. It had 531 rows.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmyshitpost in Success is built through GAMBA

Hmm, this makes me want to play Lemmings again for some reason.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to programmer_humor in 10 months later bill revisits his spaghetti code. forgets absolutely everything and refuses to elaborate. this wouldn't have happened if Bill forgot to comment on his code

I started coding with TurboBasic. My favorite thing about TB was that you could have variable names of any length but the compiler only used the first two letters - and case insensitive at that. So “Douchebag” and “doorknocker” looked like different variables but were actually the same thing.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to comicstrips in Drinking in your 20s vs 30s [Sarah Anderson]

I got to the point with weed where the first bowl of the day made me feel great with the standard high, second bowl was meh and after the third bowl I just had tremendously negative and stressful thought patterns all the time. It didn’t help that this was all before 7 AM.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to programmer_humor in Bill is a pro grammer

I’ve seen it.

OK, so let’s hear your story about how misleading comments caused a major (or even a minor) problem.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to programmer_humor in Bill is a pro grammer

This is something that is always stated by people who are opposed to comments, but I’ve never seen any such thing in practice. If being mislead by incorrect comments is so common, there should be a bunch of stories around about disasters caused by them - and I’ve never read a single such story.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to programmer_humor in Bill is a pro grammer

comments are for explaining why you did things a certain way

A while back I spent more than a year modifying my company’s iOS apps so that they would work properly with VoiceOver (Apple’s screen reader technology for blind people) and be compliant with FCC regulations for accessibility (and save us from $1 million per month fines lol). The thing about VoiceOver is that it’s bizarrely buggy (or was - maybe they’ve fixed the problems since then) and even when I didn’t run into VO bugs, the way that developers tended to architect these apps often made getting them to behave properly with VoiceOver extremely difficult.

I often had to resort to very strange hacks in order to get things to work, and I would always leave comments explaining what I had done for this. My manager was one of the new breed who not only thought comments were unnecessary in ALL cases but also thought comments were a “code smell” and indicative of professional incompetence on the part of anyone who used them. Whenever he reviewed my code, he would leave in the hacks (after trying and failing to fix the problems without them) but remove my comments. This resulted in many cases later of developers contacting me to ask me why some bizarre bit of code was in the app in the first place. I always referred them to my manager with an NMP (Not My Problem any more).

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to programmer_humor in Bill is a pro grammer

I’m from the camp that thinks if you’re trying to make a case (about any subject), you should start with your strongest point and work to your weakest point. Every argument I’ve ever seen against code comments starts off with the weakest imaginable points. Usually the first point made is sample code like “x = x + 1” with the absurdly unnecessary comment “add 1 to x” - as if that’s ever something that pro-comment programmers do. This video at least started off with a novel weak point (somebody using a comment with a magic number instead of making it a constant) although it’s just as weak as the “x = x + 1” argument.

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