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CitizenKong, to comicstrips in "Deck the Malls" by LoadingArtist

Wow, a calendar that automatically shortens the description of the month when you’re further away, fancy!

CitizenKong, to memes in A King regardless

Flattering angle, professional photographer trying to make him look good, beard hiding signs of aging vs. unflattering angle, paparazzi scum trying to make him look bad, no beard to hide aging.

CitizenKong, (edited ) to memes in Any night I really needed the sleep

So, your brain is basically shutting down the nervous system of your body’s musculature. This prevents you from moving around in your dreams. Otherwise everybody would be sleepwalking, it doesn’t work right for people that are suffering from that. That’s also where dreams of flying or falling come from as well as sleep paralysis, which is basically your brain shutting down your body while you’re still conscious. Just before your body is shut down, the electric pathways of the nervous system of your musculature are discharged, which can manifest itself as a jolt through your body, ironically waking you up again.

CitizenKong, (edited ) to comicstrips in Coins

There actually was a guy who wore a buttplug with a metal core in an MRT. The plug shot through his body like a high velocity bullet and was stopped by his sternum. He survived with severe internal injuries and sued the company selling the plug.

CitizenKong, (edited ) to comicstrips in The Circle of AI Life

But Hollywood has shown us again and again that the overwhelming force of evil always leaves a small but super-easily accessible hole in their security which allows the good guys to disable it immediately. And since AI is trained on those movies it will do exactly the same thing.

CitizenKong, (edited ) to memes in Oh what fun it is to ride

Pretty sure that’s Krampus. (Evil counterpart to Saint Nick in Southern German folklore, punishing bad children while Saint Nick is giving presents to the good ones.)

CitizenKong, to lemmyshitpost in A genre of Country Music...

He also looks like a middle-aged woman after her menopause.

CitizenKong, to memes in This is the master race...?

Fascists and bad haircuts, name a more iconic combo.

CitizenKong, to comicstrips in Coins

Yeah, that was exactly the case. Still weird to think “hey, I have this medical check-up today, better wear my best plug!”

CitizenKong, to baldurs_gate_3 in Can't say I wasn't completely thrown

Best thing about this is when you attack Elminster, he’s actually just a construct. So he didn’t even bother to turn up personally.

CitizenKong, to memes in A King regardless

Exactly. Keanu is 60 next year, I’m happy if I’ll look half as good at 60.

CitizenKong, to starwarsmemes in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

The ages of Alec Guinness and Ewan McGregor pretty much track actually. It’s just that a 63 year old looked a lot older in the 70s. Tom Cruise is 61 now, Keanu Reeves is 59. Ewan McGregor is 52 now and the events of Obi-Wan are about ten years before EP. 4.

CitizenKong, to comicstrips in Legacy by HannahHillam

What use is a legacy? You’re not around to enjoy it anyway.

CitizenKong, to piracy in Disney is gouging customers with a near doubling of subscription costs.

Yep, it’s a vicious circle. We are seeing the streaming services literally eating themselves for (very) short term profit.

CitizenKong, to risa in Sokath, his eyes uncovered!

Goatse, his cheeks spread.

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