CobblerScholar

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CobblerScholar,

Can a forklift be my wizards familiar GM?

CobblerScholar,

Cute but I can’t say I’d make that same move tbh. Kids are smart and can tell you’re upset just as much as you can tell they are. Granted I’m not a parent but I think I would have asked for 5-10 minutes so I could calm down and then make solid plans to play Lego as soon as I was done instead of forcing myself to play and then possibly getting frustrated at the kid just being a kid

CobblerScholar,

It’s probably the way I wrote it but yes this is exactly what I was getting after. My own personal experience would have benefitted from this kind of behavior from my parents

CobblerScholar,

Caffeine tolerance is both acquired and genetic

CobblerScholar,

First tike I heard the name I thought it sounded so goofy, like wooow they couldn’t go for even more of a lame sounding name like the Universe Exploder or the Death Sta… and that’s where that thought ended.

CobblerScholar,

…And she says, “thanks” knowing I’m a lesbian and appreciate female beauty sexually taking the complement more intensely. I ain’t just being…

ITIFTFY?

CobblerScholar,

Sounds like a damn Sabaton song

CobblerScholar,

Weed will get you to sleep faster but just like alcohol you’re not getting restful sleep

CobblerScholar,

Oh and did “they” steal your sweet roll too?

CobblerScholar,

That what happens when you cram 2 inches of lifts in a pair of cowboy boots then stand for hours. Dude is going to be crippled after the race is over I swear

CobblerScholar,

They may be too fascinated to strip for you though

CobblerScholar,

Well rain chance is a compound probability it’s the probability that it will or will not rain multiplied by the percent of land hit with rain. Like if 50% of an area will be hit and there’s an 80% chance it will rain the number the weather Channel will give you is 40%

CobblerScholar,

Dude same, first Roku started putting ads on the main menu and now Microsoft is pulling bullshit. Just another reminder that we don’t actually own anything anymore

CobblerScholar,

I’m glad they gave Owen and Beru a little time to be brave badasses even though outmatched

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