ConstipatedWatson

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ConstipatedWatson,

I had to read it three times, because I didn’t find it funny at all in any sense and I was trying to find a funny twist, but I didn’t succeed. It’s too real for me

ConstipatedWatson, (edited )

Oooh, I think you’re right. I was so carried by the reality of all the statements that I missed that the 2nd and 4th panels feature statements which are diametrically opposite.

Thanks!!!

I’m still not laughing, but I get the twist and why it’s funny!

Edit: fixed grammar

ConstipatedWatson,

Watterson gave a mathematical proof that giving gifts to kids on the night of the 24th is much better for all parties involved! 😁

ConstipatedWatson,

Low does not mean zero, but this is still good news!

ConstipatedWatson,

This is a very interesting thought: the Dowdy alien you mention has wiped out an entire race of 50 billion beings, but is aware of his crime and lives in self exile. He’s committed an atrocious crime in a rage fit.

On the other hand, the changelings committed a planned crime with intent to cause suffering.

I’m not sure who’s worse: the Dowd by magnitude of the crime, but the Changelings ruthlessly command their Dominion.

Be honest, do you still use reddit?

I used to check the front page at least once every day, and occassionally check specific subreddits. Now I don’t look at reddit unless theres some drama, like mods getting purged, then I’d go there and enjoy the drama. Occasionally there will be questions that only reddit has the answer to so I have to reluctantly use it. I...

ConstipatedWatson,

I still use it once per day, late in the evening as there are some international communities which are still lacking, I look forward to completely stopping to do it

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