I fly a giant fucking pirate flag with skull and crossbones and no one ever stops me. All they do is say “Are you a pirate?” or “Say Jack Sparrow”. Tcchh bitch please, I’ll torrent your mom’s prom night.
Eh I had one for years then just took a pill and got rid of it. Hell, people intentionally infect themselves with tapeworms all the time as a way to lose weight.