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CustardFist,
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Already got one. 😎 Here, have an upvote for your troubles. 🔺

CustardFist,
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Hey, love triggers physiological responses, so…. ะط

CustardFist,
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It’s a mouth for my emoticon. After years of using reddit, I wouldn’t dare to use emojis. People get angry if you use emojis there. I assumed it was the same here. :ا

CustardFist,
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… with a crusty old detective that hated cheesy humor…

CustardFist, (edited )
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oven baking, heavy breathing
don’t give a f** if it’s carbs that I’m eating!

CustardFist,
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At least Einstein got laid…… with his frickin’ cousin. Xط

CustardFist,
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Same. ,’(

CustardFist,
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Cool. Stick around for more. ‘Bط

CustardFist,
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Thank you. :ر

I had to look up Jim Woodring and boy o boy, that’s some fine hatching he does. Impressive.

Wait… Are you comparing my artwork with his?!? 8٥

CustardFist,
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Nah, I think it’s Jake Likes Onions.

CustardFist,
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Written and drawn by me, a Dutchman. ‘Bط

CustardFist,
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Whoa. Sorry, I’m a bit hung up on the ‘a lot of boners’ thing. I only have one. What gives?!? ;ط

CustardFist,
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Truth be told, I myself am not 100% sure how babies are dressed these days. ะه

CustardFist,
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Five? It took me two, but I drew the damn thing myself. Xط

CustardFist,
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No, silly. ,’ر
Because our friend Joseph here is utterly incapable of wooing a woman. Another example: https://custardfist.com/big-heart/

CustardFist,
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It’s a good opportunity to teach little Timmy a life lesson about death without buying him a pet first.

My cheap ass dad brought home some roadkill for that purpose. ะเ

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I’m only sure that he went. ะا

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CustardFist,
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Just learned about this song today. It’s great and catchy. Xط

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Okay, it’s not the cleverestest title, but it’s descriptive enough. :ر

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