Stamp collecting is linked to conservatism and people who collect them are fascist, I know this because I’m a Trotsky socialist and my political ideology is flawless.
I left my wallet and phone next to the pizza (in a bag, they weren’t visible), if people were going to take the pizza it’s likely they’d take the actual valuable stuff first.
May also help to know the beach I was at was in the wealthiest sub in my city. Petty crime is pretty uncommon at any beach though. People leave valuables while they go swimming all the time.
Look on the positive side, if he comes back for a second term there’ll probably be death camps so you’ll be killed and won’t have to remember when he becomes president for life.
Sometimes I wonder if I misremember things because it sounds plausible but also like a dream (lemmy.world)
Why? (lemmy.world)
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If Chomsky has taught me anything its that someone other than Gaza is getting genocided right now. (lemmy.world)
True story: I left an entire pizza in a closed box unattended for 20 mins, I returned to seagull Hunger Games and no pizza (lemmy.world)
Why do I need a leather fetish to edit photos? (lemmy.world)
Lead By Example they say! (web.archive.org)
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My parents were watching the History Channel and needed to inform me of this amazing theory (lemmy.world)
Invariably it happens just as we drive out of our street (lemmy.world)
Please, not again. (lemmy.world)
Edit: good to see I woke the shills
That's right (lemmy.world)
I didn't need to know your ex husband gave you syphilis Deborah (lemmy.world)
Maybe it's just a Lemmy phone app problem? (lemmy.world)
The call of the void is irresistible to toddlers (lemmy.world)
The slow decline isn't slow anymore (lemmy.world)
Go watch Invasion if you don't believe me (lemmy.world)