If the internet has taught me anything it's that no one is an expert in anything (lemmy.world)
True story: I left an entire pizza in a closed box unattended for 20 mins, I returned to seagull Hunger Games and no pizza (lemmy.world)
In truth I was just at home, but a day off is a day off. (lemmy.world)
Sometimes I wonder if I misremember things because it sounds plausible but also like a dream (lemmy.world)
Employee helplines are only there to stop your employer getting sued (lemmy.world)
Treat yo self. (lemmy.world)
They never admit they were just wrong (i.imgur.com)
Time to go dance in the rain (lemmy.world)
Sometimes you just have to risk it for the biscuit (lemmy.world)
A lot happens to the main characters. Like a lot. (lemmy.world)
They are mine, I ordered them so I could eat them (lemmy.world)
I’m not very popular with my partner…
I didn't need to know your ex husband gave you syphilis Deborah (lemmy.world)
I'd prefer to just stay home, thanks. (lemmy.world)
When someone replies to this and says 'stop making everything political' they mean to tell you to stop challenging the status quo (lemmy.world)
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals (lemmy.world)
Just a little of the butterfly effect (lemmy.world)
Daylight savings is a silly invention (lemmy.world)
Your big brain conservtive/capitalist takes will be laughed at (lemmy.world)
Your boss isn't voluntarily going to pay you more so do something about it (lemmy.world)
Turns out they were Democratic Socialists all along (lemmy.world)
I wasn't eating any food at the time (lemmy.world)
There's always that one uncle (lemmy.world)
Consume more product! (lemmy.world)
Invariably it happens just as we drive out of our street (lemmy.world)
