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DLSantini, to asklemmy in How would you approach buildings if they were more like synthetic organisms?

I’d just ask which opening I should come in through, same as my girlfriend. Obviously.

DLSantini, to asklemmy in Do you have a mantra that keeps you going through tough times?

”I can kill myself tomorrow."

Sometimes it means one thing, sometimes another.

DLSantini, to memes in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

This is your daily reminder to steal anything you can from large corporations at every possible opportunity. Got five identical items? Whoops, you only seem to have scanned four of them. Are four of them the brand name, and one of them the cheaper store brand? Shit, it seems you scanned the store brand one five four times. They just looked so similar, after all. How confusing!

DLSantini, to asklemmy in What are two things that are good on their own but bad when combined? And bad things that are good when combined?

Politicians and guillotines are terrible on their own, but when combined…

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