Damage

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Damage,

This implies two snails at some point lived in the same shell

Damage,

Potatoes are fucking immortal, I recovered some of last year’s from a planter whose soil was so dry it was almost sand, planted them again, watered them and they immediately sprouted vines and leaves.

Damage,

I have a keyboard connected to my TV and some apps still refuse to accept its input, forcing me to use the stupid remote keyboard

Damage,

I wonder wtf you guys do to your pasta, it’s like the easiest thing to cook… Boil water, add salt, wait for the time written on the box (or just look at it, you’ll see when it’s done).

Damage,

Around my parts we call that the Box of Miracles… It’s where you go rummaging when you can’t find the screw you need anywhere else.

Damage,

Most of the Lemmy community cares for you, friend. That’s gotta mean something.

Damage,

Maybe you guys should stop electing a king… From an outside point of view your Congress seems kinda powerless, except for blocking stuff

Damage,

Even glorious-er! But at a price… It comes with a belly

Damage,

When the holy war comes, you’ll be among the first sacrifices!

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