Comments

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

DeepGradientAscent, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

Consent is sexy, but I guess rizz ain’t askin’.

DeepGradientAscent, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

through her expression of mirth, disgust, and dismay

Ask her if she’s aware that her teenage ennui and angst cause early wrinkles, poor muscle definition, and weight gain (it doesn’t necessarily, but I am an agent of chaos).

Then, tell her the way she processes emotions is basic, and her perpetual sneer is making her acne problem worse (also, not true, necessarily).

Enjoy popcorn as you drive her to therapy.

I’m not saying this is moral. But as a childless 40 year old uncle to teenage nieces and nephews with attitude problems, in the words of Michael Jordan, “Fuck them kids.”

DeepGradientAscent, to comicstrips in Banksy on Advertising [Zen Pencils]
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

I’m tired of fighting.

That’s what every one of your enemies counts on.

DeepGradientAscent, to science_memes in What does a PhD mean?
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

You know you can pull out every once in a while, right?

DeepGradientAscent, to memes in Please, not again.
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

People 18-28 vote least frequently in the US

DeepGradientAscent, (edited ) to memes in I value this meme at eleventy billion and won't take a cent less
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

eleventy billion

That’s… not a number. Yet.

DeepGradientAscent, to memes in Waiting on that update
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

Permanent beta.

DeepGradientAscent, to memes in Favourite kind of american
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

Unfortunately not. But it should, though.

DeepGradientAscent, to memes in I'm going to have the coolest dustrunner ever
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

Kentropy.

DeepGradientAscent, to memes in Should of built a better foundation
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

I respect you for that one, but please leave promptly.

DeepGradientAscent, to memes in Hey OpenAI
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

There is a danger. The select few of “us” who are “more equal” will become “them”.

How do you think slavery sustains itself? A few slaves get to become slave-masters when the old masters die.

I guess it boils down to the age old questions of what is the value of a human life, and who gets to decide what laws we base upon the answer to the first question.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #