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Delphia, to memes in If you ever feel useless

The difference is that the short man in the suit has professional liability insurance.

If someone tries some dumb shit and gets a pavement facial Moama can almost certainly beat an assault charge, but civil injury claims are notoriously bad if you’re rich. An ambulance chaser will offer to take the case for free and be such a pest that its worth $100k to Moama to make him fuck off.

The little guy can sit there in court, dispassionately explaining that he felt his client was in danger and let the ambulance chaser argue with an insurance company (and we all know how much they love cutting cheques).

Delphia, to memes in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

Not taking cash = backwards.

Not taking digital payments = also backwards.

Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in Be careful when you go for a pee

I think he also took a shit.

Delphia, to asklemmy in Is there an artist so horrible that no matter how hard you try that you cannot separate their art from them?

I honestly believe that if you’re convicted of shit like this the band should be able to sue to have your rights to royalties and any songwriting/producing credits revoked. Even if they have to surrender any monetary outcome to the victims or their families.

Delphia, to memes in Note the squished head. This guy is not a Nobel Prize candidate.

Ive seen that many adds for idiotic games where the stupid fuck in the add is obviously just playing the game poorly and I KNOW its a tactic to get me to prove how smaht I am by getting the game and doing better than the shitstick in the video. I KNOW its a manipulation tactic.

But I kind of still want to prove it.

Delphia, to memes in Weapons of Gas Production

Its highly memeable but this is the true answer.

The Psychological benefits of even a very short mental vacation from being deployed are hard to quantify but very real on top of the morale boost.

I knew a guy who served in Afghanistan and he said after a particularly long and brutal time in the field an ice cold can of coke made him cry.

Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in Choose A or B

Ok and hear me out here… Tell me more about the Uncles.

Because if they are gainfully employed in a variety of fields I now have amazing contacts for anything on the cheap.

If they are the “handsy” uncles, they are significantly less desireable.

Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in 🤢...

I had an old dishwasher I used as an improvised parts washer when fixing up cars.

I used a ratchet strap to keep the door closed because the latch was busted, but it still heated the water and sprayed it just fine.

Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in The four houses dads belong to.

Bosch doesnt really enter the chat in a lot of places because their range of (excellent) tools just isnt that big.

If you’re looking to enter a dad dick measuring contest with your tool collection Bosch isnt going to win, I swear Ryobi is about 3 seconds from bringing out a battery powered battery.

Delphia, to asklemmy in Non-religious Republicans of Lemmy, how do you reconcile your non-religious convictions with a party that bases a lot of its policies on religion?

You’re pretty much right. The big difference is that gun ownership in Australia was never widespread. America literally CANNOT afford to do a buyback.

I’ve broken down the numbers here and on Reddit before and I always get downvoted to hell and back so I cant be fucked. But if every last American just gave their guns back, at an average buyback price of $1000 per gun you’re looking at 332 Billion dollars. Thats before you add the other costs like collection, destruction and disposal.

Not even coming close to mentioning the costs involved in handling the “Cold dead hands” crowd, the preppers, the militias and the illegal unregistered firearms.

Aaaaand the destruction of a vast multi billion dollar a year peripheral industry of shooting ranges, gun stores, accessory manufacturers, ammunition manufacturers.

In short, while America needs to do SOMETHING the “Just ban guns” crowd are infuriating in their naivety.

Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in Funny how it became bathroom use and imaginary things drag queens do...

Well I’m sold.

HAIL ODIN!

Delphia, to historyporn in Michael Dukakis tanks his presidential campaign, 1988

Now I’m Australian so what I saw might not have been the full picture but it felt like Hillary ran a lazy campaign at least from the international coverage.

I dont remember a single specific thing about it, no policies, platforms or sound bytes. It wasnt memorable. What I do remember was mostly commentary about how she was clearly better than Trump. It felt like she expected to win on name recognition and because he was so clearly wrong for the job.

Just my thoughts, I have no doubt there was medding but I also dont think she played a strong game either.

Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in It's a good thing they aren't in charge of adult toys...

The car community has a saying “Only when you know all the rules are you allowed to break some of them”

Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in The Jebus Said So.

Dont tell me what to do cunt.

Delphia, to asklemmy in Mandatory security check followed by a long travel to area of work. When do you clock in?

I have a friend who works at a chain fast food restaraunt in an airport. Employees at the airport locations get $2 an hour more than regular stores to compensate for the “off the clock mandatory site requirements”

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