Draegur

@Draegur@lemm.ee

Atomic energy enthusiast. Architecture enjoyer. Mecha appreciator. Sci-Fi reader. Friendly neighborhood shameless degenerate. Winged caniform synthetic biped techno-lich. Mostly Harmless™. Poly-Panro-Demi It/They/He

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Draegur,

NO

RIGHT NOW

RIGHT THIS SECOND

TOMORROW MAY BE TOO LATE

STAND UP AND STRETCH

TOUCH THE FLOOR, THEN THE CEILING

DO IT AGAIN, AT LEAST 10 TIMES

ONE DAY YOU WILL WAKE UP AND DISCOVER YOUR BODY IS INCAPABLE OF THIS AND IT WILL DESTROY YOU MENTALLY AND EMOTIONALLY. THE DESTRUCTION YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW CAN ALWAYS FEEL WORSE, AND IT WILL BE INFINITELY SO IF A SEDENTARY LIFE DISABLES YOU

SO STAND THE FUCK UP AND DO THOSE FUCKING SQUATS

WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

Draegur,

Eminence in Shadow Season 2?

I’m definitely not Cid Kagenou so I’m pretty much fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked >_>;;

if mitsugoshi exists, though, i’d try to ingratiate myself to them as much as fucking possible

and maybe try to blend in among Skel and Po but not up to the extent that they actually drag me into their stupid antics.

Draegur,

But it won’t smell like him

Draegur,

How to break up with your partner…

Draegur, (edited )

Yeah everything’s been kinda fucked ever since, hasn’t it… i mean… it was 2008 right before obama being elected and i really don’t think the “correct” path of the future would have involved r-money or mccain winning so at least SOME shit would be the same, but still…

Draegur, (edited )

okay i can DEFINITELY agree with you about 2012, shit’s been super fucking weird since SPECIFICALLY that year.

the worst day of my life was December 22nd 2012 and I remember it very clearly because I couldn’t figure out WHY.

I just felt awful to a degree i have NEVER felt before or ever again since. Not even once. Not even a little.

It was a distinct watershed moment that divided my entire life into “before” and “after”.
I figured it was just some freak hormonal imbalance that walloped me out of nowhere but it’s weird that that was the only time and that it coincided with such a distinct … difference in how the world was between ‘before that’ and ‘after that’.

now, the higgs boson event was on a different date, certainly, but that day… i will never be able to forget it.

Draegur,

that would legitimately be so fucking cool, but I think at those scales we’re actually encroaching on things that truly are physically impossible. If it takes light entire geological eras to move through such a system, any hope of maintaining physical integrity throughout its length is … exceedingly unlikely. Like, at ranges THAT vast, pretty sure the expansion of spacetime itself would rip it open…

… but i’m still enjoying imagining it :3

Draegur,

I would expect so on the basis of precision. At scales that large, space itself becomes an unreliable medium…

Draegur,

Well check this out: if it’s big enough and can collect enough solar energy, it can be a self-powered gargantuan electromagnet and CREATE a magnetosphere for Mars itself. And the moon has a higher silver content than earth, which a) won’t tarnish in the vacuum of space and b) is more conductive than copper or gold!

Aluminum alloy structures, silver circuitry, we could build this thing without sending ANY of it’s raw materials from earth. It’s all already up there waiting for us… … Some assembly required :p

Draegur,

Problem is they’re bottom-feeders so they won’t get to eat until we’re all bottoms D:

Draegur,

This is the reason FNAF exists

It was inspired by ShowBiz Pizza.

Draegur,

kids fucking suck.

a lot of people are happy i’ll never breed, but none of them are happier about it than me.

Draegur,

The supreme court sucks and everyone hates them for this (among many other reasons), but they indeed decreed that MONEY IS SPEECH

and I have a RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.

Draegur,

easy summation of why i refuse to play League or any other game in its genre.

Draegur,

i’ve been in relationships where someone passive-aggressively refuses to communicate (or simply through incompetence doesn’t know how, and/or came to believe that I was supposed to already intuitively know their position and condition)

One such relationship recently ended on thankfully good terms.

One such relationship was years ago and never quite got off the ground because I was NOT going to play along with the stupid games.

Several others got up through the initial courtship phases but then disintegrated as I realized that my partner at the time was not going to engage me on an honest basis.

These people are real. They’re really out there. And they’re either destined to be vaguely miserable forever, or someone is going to have to teach them and make them intensely miserable in the immediacy until they learn - and not many people have the patience or psychological energy to guide someone (who is kicking and screaming objections about how they shouldn’t have to change or grow or adapt because they’re special and perfect just as they are) through establishing a basic understanding of communication.

Draegur,

That must be why I like it more here.

Draegur,

And Doge before crypto ruined it.

Draegur,

c’mon guys let’s ditch jerry

Draegur,

if you pick up japanese from watching shounen, you’ll sound like a punk.

if you pick up japanese from watching shojou, you’ll sound like a little girl

if you pick up japanese from watching seinen, you’ll sound violent.

if you pick up japanese from watching all three, you’ll sound like a violent little girl punk.

…

if you pick up japanese from watching josei HOLY SHIT WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND IT WHO THE HELL IS EVEN MAKING IT ANYMORE AND HOW DO I GET IT TOO

Draegur,

all this could have been avoided if he had simply had the patience to explain “don’t cover textual brand signage, people need to be able to identify what they’re buying. maybe aim for cosmetic stuff like product pictures; those are usually bullshit anyway…”

but hey at least we got funny picture :3

Draegur,

i wish this were an option

Draegur,

being physically unfit is hell.

imagine not being able to wipe your own ass because it’s too wide for your own arms to reach

imagine not being able to tie your own shoes because you can’t bend enough to reach them either.

imagine getting winded from standing still

imagine your joints screaming in agony every time you so much as stand up

imagine not being able to clean because you can’t reach the floor without risking falling over and not being able to get back up.

i have been up to the very brink of letting my weight disable me and I count myself EXTREMELY LUCKY that I seem to have stopped on the edge and pulled back before ruining the rest of my life.

The pleasure of eating always disappears IN MERE MINUTES but the consequences can linger indefinitely if these indulgences are left to go unchecked.

IT’S NOT WORTH IT.

Draegur,

this is so fucking true holy shit

i work the night shift and every time day shift comes back in, everything’s settled and quiet, everything’s streamlined and ready.

When 2nd shift comes in (we actually have 3 shifts, and overnight is 3rd) it’s UTTER CHAOS

Draegur,

jennie breeden!!! I freaking LOVE her!!

Draegur,

When mom walks in on you jerking it,

what you do is MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT, AND FINISH.

That’ll teach her why walking in on you is a bad idea.

/s

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