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ElBarto

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I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

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ElBarto,
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“silly sausage”, despite its redundancy.

That always bothered me, sausages are naturally silly, first we shoved the ground up and spiced meat of the animal into its own intestines, then we make it into phallic shapes, then when we cook them they jump around and scream like tiny little limbless people.

That’s why Frankfurts have a German name, they’re serious and convenient.

ElBarto,
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Yeah I hate how Lemmy fucks up gifs, mine just converts them to jpgs lol.

I like how it became a hoarders anonymous meeting at the end.

ElBarto,
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Yeah, but only because resistance is futile.

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Fireworkes a slightly cooler than that, at least they flash pretty colours when they terrorize people.

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