EmergMemeHologram

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EmergMemeHologram,

you’ll poke your eye out

you’ll poke your eye out

you’ll poke your eye out

EmergMemeHologram, (edited )

b… But the Malon weren’t interested buying Leola root futures

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EmergMemeHologram,

We’ve developed better methods of shaving though.

EmergMemeHologram,

Where did we learn this canon fact?

EmergMemeHologram,

( Georgia O’Keefe ( Vaginal References ) Venn Diagrams )

EmergMemeHologram,

They must have produced the stuff in hydroponics because no matter how far they travelled they still used it

EmergMemeHologram,

Rule 239: Never be afraid to mislabel a product.

“Full self driving”

EmergMemeHologram,

Rule of Acquisition 17: A contract is a contract is a contract… but only between Ferengi

They don’t exactly treat everyone equally.

EmergMemeHologram,

Yes, there’s no engagement so no point.

EmergMemeHologram,

Is it whales? Dolphins? Who chose the duck ?

EmergMemeHologram,

Captain, I just finished upgrading your chair again, it now has subwoofers, 6 built in comm displays to watch movies on, and hydraulics tied into our EPS relays. I don’t have time to teach you how to use it, so don’t touch that button

EmergMemeHologram,

If you want this thing to move it’s gonna need a power source. I think I can fit a miniature reactor in there, I can strip one from the shuttle pod, but if the grav plating ever fails we’re gonna have a bad time.

EmergMemeHologram,

Any hole’s a goal, right?

EmergMemeHologram,

especially the A hole.

EmergMemeHologram,

I wish the news was boring more often

EmergMemeHologram,

I don’t know, this is standard millennial operating procedure for a fire: youtu.be/1EBfxjSFAxQ?si=j42vuVQ0hcbdsS5M

We really hate using the phone.

EmergMemeHologram,

I have updated the comic for fairness.

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EmergMemeHologram,

I think the millennial generation’s biggest sin is the sheer volume of “Live laugh wine” and “Rose all day” content and decor.

Well can blamethe state of big tech on Gen X, right?

EmergMemeHologram,

The problem: it’s The Sun (take your pick of regional version), the only newspaper that Gen Z can afford.

EmergMemeHologram,

Did Tuvixing weigh the sum total of Tuvok and Neelix and that flower?

EmergMemeHologram, (edited )

I know I’m late, but next year we should do 6 O’Briens in Agony because it maximizes the total O’Briens in Agony (6 = argmax{n*(12-n+1}).

Currently we’ve minimized O’Briens in Agony, which feels out of tune with the show writing.

EmergMemeHologram,

In a transporter duplication is there an older one?

It’s some banach tarsky shit to create the same person twice out of their original matter steam, though mathematically possible.

EmergMemeHologram, (edited )

Perhaps he was another changeling the whole time. The signs are all there.

EmergMemeHologram,

Being underestimated is also good for business

EmergMemeHologram,

fully functional

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