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EmoDuck, to mildlyinteresting in Laccino is pretty great all year

Hate it when I order a Ristretto but the waiter brings an espresso. Great, now I am 5% more energized than I wanted to be

EmoDuck, to lemmyshitpost in dont question the big orb

No, the government will beam harmful rays into your eyes that make them hurt and force you to look away. Wake up, sheeple

EmoDuck, to memes in Trig

I don’t, I’m actually Amish. I’m writing to you from a steam powered thinking machine

EmoDuck, (edited ) to memes in If only I had time to re-watch everything again

This guy does recaps and is actually good. Like, so good that he’s worth watching on his own

EmoDuck, to asklemmy in Is there a word for the feeling of nostalgia for or missing of another lifetime one only lived in a dream?

OP noticed the weirdly flat looking lamp

EmoDuck, to lemmyshitpost in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

Well, that’s what you get for being a menace to society, you punk

EmoDuck, to lemmyshitpost in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

What’s the procedure then? Arrest, pressing charges, payments or other punishment I (blissfully ignorantly) assume

EmoDuck, to lemmyshitpost in When Horses replace electric is the circle complete?

Spoken like a man who’s never set a horse on fire

EmoDuck, to asklemmy in American English slang question

Are you trying to jaslight me?

EmoDuck, to memes in Idk

Jessy: about to drop a fat log

Walter: muffled, from below “I watched Jane die”

EmoDuck, to mildlyinteresting in Modern blocks of C4 explosive come with the warning “poisonous if eaten” on the packaging

Apparently C4 burns quite well and is still pretty stable while aflame. There are anekdotes of soldiers using it as emergency fuel to cook water for their rations

EmoDuck, to science_memes in I've invented a 100% efficient combustion engine

I’m more impressed by that fact that if either runs perfectly silent or that your house has perfect sound insulation

EmoDuck, to memes in I got better reasons buddy
EmoDuck, to memes in great car advice

Disclaimer: Only do that if you actually have to break a window. Don’t just walk around smashing randing windows

EmoDuck, to memes in Work is fulfilling and fun 🙃

I never got why people love working from home so much. Home has so many distractions like my PC, my phone, my fridge, etc.

It also helps to just physically seperate my work from my free time. My home is my fortress where no work shall ever be done, a place for resting and wanking.

Also, work was like 90% of my social interaction and the pandemic really did a number on me.

In a cruel twist of fate, I now work almost exclusively from home, a dream for others, a dread for me.

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