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A geologist and archaeologist by training, a nerd by inclination - books, films, fossils, comics, rocks, games, folklore, and, generally, the rum and uncanny… Let’s have it!

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Watching the person waiting for my parking space lose their shit.

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It seems very contradictory - you want to show them your work but you don’t want them to know it’s your work, so how would it demonstrate to them that you can strong a sentence together?

It sounds like you have more work to do on yourself or learn the ancient martial art of Give No Fux.

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A friend was in a car crash with his daughter in the passenger seat. I asked him how he was doing when I saw him in the pub and he nearly broke down. No-one had asked before and it had been pretty shocking experience.

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This is good news - it seemed like a stupid decision that could have harmed WB down the line.

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I suppose if no-one wants to be your friend because your awful, then you take your ball and go and play with yourself.

Emperor,
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That’s why I recommended Exploding Heads - I believe it’s now a requirement to register.

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It depends on what flavour of conspiracy you prefer.

For general stuff:

For QAnon and the like you may have to go to exploding heads.

Emperor,
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That’s good news - no need to pull any punches.

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Wouldn’t chocolate-flavoured poop just be like a chocolate mousse with some sweetcorn sprinkled in? I’d definitely eat that rather than the thing that tastes like actual shit.

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Isn’t one of the chief selling points of the Fediverse that you can’t be censored because there’s always some instance that will welcome you? Another USP is that the rest of us don’t have to read it if we don’t want to.

You get freedom of speech and we get freedom from that speech (assuming it’s objectionable, and I have yet to see one of these posts where some complains about being stopped from posting funny cat memes).

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Three hours and 26 minutes but it feels like 5.

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At least now we can give Leia back her proper name when she was in Jabba’s palace.

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They look to be enjoying their malicious compliance, and so am I.

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