EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 7 months ago (edited 1 month ago)

It’s not Lemmy; it’s the instance you’re using.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 7 months ago

electrocuted

You mean shocked.

If you got electrocuted, you’d be dead.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 7 months ago

This is fantastic & I love it, but having looked at this at work, I have say tag this as NSFW next time please. Lol.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 7 months ago

And I had to walk, uphill, both ways!

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 8 months ago

I still don’t know.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 8 months ago (edited 6 months ago)

DUDE, GIVE CREDIT

Source: xkcd, #1202

You shouldn’t have to rely on commenters to provide sources for your post.

intense finger wagging

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Edit: Just noticed that bdonvr@thelemmy.club provided a source before me. Props to them. 👍

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 8 months ago (edited 7 months ago)

4,523th

Hwat?

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 8 months ago

hug

Seek help, my friend.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 8 months ago

I do not understand the problem with this image.

Would you please explain?

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 8 months ago

I think it’s because there’s already been a few in close succession so it might be seen as a concerted effort to promote a political position on the topic of abortion.

I’m not a mod, so this is just an idea.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 8 months ago (edited 7 months ago)

Please tell me this is satire because I’m getting real sick of all the “girls vs boys” bullshit memes lately. They’re not funny; they’re juvenile.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 8 months ago

• Armor, provided it comes with a helmet & is bite-/scratch-resistant
• Doggo, because sensing danger is important & loneliness would almost be a bigger killer than zombies,
• Machete, as a tool & method of defense
• Water purifier, provided it doesn’t require an outlet of some kind

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 9 months ago

I currently work in retail and OH MY GODS I FELT THE

T R I U M P H

THROUGH MY PHONE.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 9 months ago

Hell, I’m so socially inept that I interacted with girls in the past and then as they were leaving I was told that I did well at flirting with them, to which I responded with, “I was flirting?”

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 9 months ago

I know this probably wasn’t op who did this, but I have to ask: who the hell puts a watermark on a meme?

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 10 months ago

That’s really surprising for a sith. We must be cautious.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 10 months ago

Ooh, look at Mr. Fancypants over here with THREE friends.

^(oh god I need a hug)

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 10 months ago

I’m not having a better day, but it pleases me that there are some that are.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

Fun fact: in the United States, they are made by Hershey under license from Nestlé.

Still shouldn’t buy them though since I don’t see why part of the license wouldn’t be payment of some sort to Nestlé.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 10 months ago

Introverts who think doing nothing on an off day is fun:

“Am I a joke to you?”

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 10 months ago

Wasps are pollinators?

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 10 months ago

Me right before yeeting my titty cage across the room:

“I appreciate your sacrifice but get the FUCK OFF.”

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 10 months ago

shudders in fast food experience

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 10 months ago

I am so confused by this meme what the fuck am I even reading